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January General Banter Thread III


Isopycnic

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When I was in high school, there was a girl in my 8th grade class who wore a perpetual scowl, growled, and would swing her purse at you if you got too close in passing. It was a bag with a long strap and some, who picked on her, found out it had a brick in it. Well, she was soon gone, after she busted some kids up, and a bunch of years went by, and the Allman Brothers were playing in Piedmont Park. And low and behold, there she was, looking much the same and up on stage dancing, and the roadies were trying to get her off, and she was swinging that purse :) And she knocked the crap out of a few that got too close, before the cops came and got her. But I'll never forget that beautific look on her face as she danced in front of the booing crowd. It seemed she'd found her happiness. Apparently she liked the attention, no matter how bad. And I guess she had children eventually. T

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When I was in high school, there was a girl in my 8th grade class who wore a perpetual scowl, growled, and would swing her purse at you if you got too close in passing. It was a bag with a long strap and some, who picked on her, found out it had a brick in it. Well, she was soon gone, after she busted some kids up, and a bunch of years went by, and the Allman Brothers were playing in Piedmont Park. And low and behold, there she was, looking much the same and up on stage dancing, and the roadies were trying to get her off, and she was swinging that purse :) And she knocked the crap out of a few that got too close, before the cops came and got her. But I'll never forget that beautific look on her face as she danced in front of the booing crowd. It seemed she'd found her happiness. Apparently she liked the attention, no matter how bad. And I guess she had children eventually. T

Brick Tamland was in her purse? :blink: What was he doing in there?

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Brandon,

In the past say 9 years we have been posting, I do not recall a person ever screwing up as much as this chick.

It was epic...

And such a short time to piss most southerns off.. LOLZ

:lol:

Who knows, it may have not even been a woman. This whole fiasco was interesting to say the least.

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When I was in high school, there was a girl in my 8th grade class who wore a perpetual scowl, growled, and would swing her purse at you if you got too close in passing. It was a bag with a long strap and some, who picked on her, found out it had a brick in it. Well, she was soon gone, after she busted some kids up, and a bunch of years went by, and the Allman Brothers were playing in Piedmont Park. And low and behold, there she was, looking much the same and up on stage dancing, and the roadies were trying to get her off, and she was swinging that purse :) And she knocked the crap out of a few that got too close, before the cops came and got her. But I'll never forget that beautific look on her face as she danced in front of the booing crowd. It seemed she'd found her happiness. Apparently she liked the attention, no matter how bad. And I guess she had children eventually. T

Hopefully they had few of her genes!

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Funny how no one is even talking about Nashville getting possibly slammed and post right East. Every time something happens to go our way, I hear some negative remark. So other than the few that include us in their thoughts and forecasts, remember that Tennessee is on the map too here.

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I consider myself an "internet gangster" so let me just say.. you SIR (dont lie and say you're a girl.. seriously..) anyway.. I'm one of your biggest fans. I want to replace the poster of Lady GaGa on my wall, with yours. Can you please send me a picture that I can blow up and toss in Photoshop and put poo on your upper lip please? Thanks again!

You're #1 FAN!

:lmao: <-------- That is exactly how I looked when I read your post!

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Brandon,

In the past say 9 years we have been posting, I do not recall a person ever screwing up as much as this chick.

It was epic...

And such a short time to piss most southerns off.. LOLZ

To bad the weenie of the year contest was a couple of weeks ago. I would have nominated her with a write in campaign just to see her posts! :lmao:

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