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Anyone Jonesing for some snow? Look no farther than Mammoth Ski Resort! The latest blizzard is just getting started! Three to four FEET of new snow are expected over the next 2 days!

Rates will become ridiculous, falling at as much as three inches an hour! This storm is LOADED FOR BEAR with moisture!

The Lights are ON!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

Snow will soon be blowing along the Woolly Lot! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Palisades is getting slammed too! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

The Jebman always brings you THE LATEST in fresh snowfall!

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Mammoth is getting obliterated by heavy snow. They just upped the forecast from 8 to 12 inches, to 12 to 18 inches overnight. Looks like 10 to 13 have already piled up. Even though the lights are off, you can see ground features have changed a lot. They will get even more on Thursday! Woolly Lot the visibilities are downright nil at times, not from wind, but from unbelievably torrential snow! Radar shows decillions of metric tons of Pacific moisture impacting the Sierra, and between the 10000 foot elevation and the dynamics of the Pacific system, incredible amounts of fresh snow are falling on all the northern California resorts! Thursday will be a massive powder day with even more snow!

Looks like 15 inches on the Woolly Lot as of 4am local time, snow is falling torrentially.

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Mammoth got completely DESTROYED last night! They got TWO FEET of fresh snow overnight! The landscape is so altered I can't make anything out whatsoever! This is the MOST snow I have ever seen smash the Village level overnight! They have a Brobdingnagian pile in the Village! The Woolly Lot is one flat snowscape! It's hard to make much out, because of all the new snow and the torrential snow which is still falling!

They are expecting 39 MORE INCHES of freshies TODAY!

You do realize this means the instructors are gonnabe going crazy today! Two feet overnight, three and a half MORE feet of fresh snow TODAY! Staff will be frantically running avalanche control and its an all hands on deck situation as every worker there will be pushing a snowblower or frantically trying to dig snow! Bring your low light goggles and snorkels and look the fook out for tree wells! This is a classic set up for those! Don't get damn near Jebman'ed almost fallin in a deep tree well from trying to jebwalk around at Palisades a couple years ago!

This is a perfect setup for going off-piste but also NO time to be stashing around in the trees especially in wind-buffed spots!

If you are jonesing for snow Mammoth is far and away THE BEST PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW!

Two feet on the ground, three and a half MORE feet of snow today, even more tonight!

Is this 2025, or 2023?????

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You gottabe KIDDING me, right? Woolly Lot they got people pushing snow SHOVELS! In that deep snow?

This screams HEART ATTACK DANGER in BIG red letters!

You'd have to be fooking CRAZY to try and even THINK about trying to dig all that snow with a puny shovel! Those aren't even Jebman Shovels! A Jebman shovel is a strong steel flat edged shovel! Get a blower! This is a major ski destination, not Jebman's neighborhood back in January 8 1996! Use a PLOW! Steal the motherfooker if ya have to!

Its gon' snow all day! They are gonnabe BUSY removing all that snow from the roadways, sidewalks and its gonnabe HELL trying to dig snow where you can't use blowers! 

They are going to need to do a tempo SHUTDOWN. This is starting to push a 2023 FebruBURIED type scenario!

They have about eighteen people out there digging snow on the Woolly Lot right now! Not sure if they are resort staff or just a bunch of over excited snow weenies trying to channel an overexcited Jebman back in the Day, circa 1996.

https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Plows must all be snowbound LMAO! At a Sierran ski resort like Mammoth! This, is one Brobdingnagian blizzard! This is a wide open powder shot type of day, and talk about free refills! This is an incredible situation if you are a skier BUT watch out for tree wells! You got so damned much fresh soft pow out there it is surprisingly easy to fall into one and the snowpack is 8 or more feet deep! Always ski with a buddy and keep each other in sight at all times! It isnt a bad idea to wear one of those avalanche beacon type thingies!

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At this point The Wizards know they can win, they are just choosing not to.  They want another high lottery pick.  Next year will be their year.

We can’t win next year either. Knicks have our picked (protected top 8). We cannot let them have our pick so we need to tank even harder next year which might be hard if we get Flagg or Harper
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Random...I made a silly response on IFLS on FB and so far it has 5,400 likes. I told my kids i was famous :lol:. It made me think how connected we all really are with this crazy internet thingy, it's pretty amazing when you think about it. Anyway my 15 minutes of fame has now occurred guess it's all downhill from here

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Random...I made a silly response on IFLS on FB and so far it has 5,400 likes. I told my kids i was famous :lol:. It made me think how connected we all really are with this crazy internet thingy, it's pretty amazing when you think about it. Anyway my 15 minutes of fame has now occurred guess it's all downhill from here

Did you say you agree with kyrie Irving and earth is flat?
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Man, Mammoth has already piled on an additional 14 inches since 9am Mammoth Time. They got people with SHOVELS in the Village,  digging the snow manually! Plows must be blowing gaskets right and left. Or, my snow enthusiasm must be catchy lmao.

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1 hour ago, Ji said:


Did you say you agree with kyrie Irving and earth is flat?

Some say Earth is flat and there are more oceans and continents beyond the Antarctic Ice Wall. They say the Dome is 73 miles up. That's what I have seen on X, not necessarily my personal beliefs.

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Men shoveled out the stairs on the Woolly Lot 4 hours ago. It is nearly buried again. Did they just pile on 2 feet in 4 hours? This storm is BEYOND incredible! The Guest sign and dividers, are ALL under snow!

I know that place like the  back of my hand from watching the cameras for 3 years. Today, I am LOST. Landmarks are getting snowed under!

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49 minutes ago, Jebman said:

Men shoveled out the stairs on the Woolly Lot 4 hours ago. It is nearly buried again. Did they just pile on 2 feet in 4 hours? This storm is BEYOND incredible! The Guest sign and dividers, are ALL under snow!

I know that place like the  back of my hand from watching the cameras for 3 years. Today, I am LOST. Landmarks are getting snowed under!

Life is sort my friend. Take a trip out there and bring your shovel.

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Mammoth has four to five feet of snow so far from this Brobdingnagian blizzard, with another two feet expected overnight. Many walkways have not been cleared since last night. Snow continues to pile up and blow around, obliterating many familiar landmarks. I think Mammoth made a half hearted attempt to open today but there was just too damn much snow! Avalanche danger was pretty bad as well. It is very addicting watching their live streaming cameras. That snow has been pouring down for nearly 24 hours straight!

When that wind gusts to 70mph, it becomes a milkshake froth! They get greywalled bad! You could jebwalk out there and get seriously disoriented then easily freeze to death.

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27 minutes ago, Maestrobjwa said:

Being fringed does that...lol And if you notice, most of the handwringers have been in the screw zone all winter and are getting a bit squirrely :guitar:

why dont you try the new york forum to see if they given you a bit more positivity

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It is just POURING SNOW at Mammoth right now!

https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

TWO MORE FEET TONIGHT, ON TOP OF 4-5 ALREADY ON THE GROUND, BLOWING AROUND IN A BANSHEE 70 MPH WIND IN A MILKSHAKE FROTH!

At Woolly Lot, so much snow has accumulated and blown around that these dunes of snow have formed across the lot! It's just UNBELIEVABLE what this incredible, Brobdingnagian storm has been wreaking on Mammoth in the past 17 hours!

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Its a steady milkshake froth at Mammoth, a steady grey wall. The Resort is under serious attack by extremely heavy snow and high winds right now. They are forecast to get 24 inches tonight. It's gonna overperform like last night. This is the kind of blizzard you can get lost in and DIE. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

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