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Would you believe, I've just written a masterpiece as I was tying my cravat!  Yes, a little Christmas ditty for the season, appropriate for the Panic Room!  I hope the Reaper @WxWatcher007 approves!  Well, here it is...

 

The Twelve Days of Reaping

On the first day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Ji canceling winter in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Two skeletons!
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Three shovels digging!
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Four gravesite headstones!
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Six gallows waiting!
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Seven scythes swathing!
Six gallows waiting,
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Eight souls a’screamin'!
Seven scythes swathing,
Six gallows waiting,

Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesites headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Nine Debbie-downers cryin’!
Eight souls a’screamin’,
Seven scythes swathing,
Six gallows waiting,
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Ten axes grinding!
Nine Debbie-downers cryin’,
Eight souls a’screamin’,
Seven scythes swathing,
Six gallows waiting,
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Eleven brand new caskets !
Ten axes grinding,
Nine Debbie-downers cryin’,
Eight souls a’screamin’,
Seven scythes swathing,
Six gallows waiting,
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Reaper gave to me…
Twelve weenies jumping!
Eleven brand new caskets,
Ten axes grinding,
Nine Debbie-downers cryin’,
Eight souls a;screamin’,
Seven scythes swathing,
Six gallows waiting,
Five…Hapless…Souls!
Four gravesite headstones,
Three shovels digging,
Two skeletons,
And Ji canceling winter in a pear tree!!!!!

 

Happy Reaping!
 

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On 12/12/2024 at 11:32 PM, NorthArlington101 said:

Psu is one of our best posters but man I feel like he needs to take the trolling  here sometimes 

I’ll try, but most of the time I’m not trolling it’s just whatever statistics or historical analysis I’m giving is so awful it seems like trolling. That’s just our reality though lol. 

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2 minutes ago, psuhoffman said:

I’ll try, but most of the time I’m not trolling it’s just whatever statistics or historical analysis I’m giving is so awful it seems like trolling. That’s just our reality though lol. 

I get it - I guess it’s just a preference of what kind of discussion we want in those rooms, which we don’t need to rehash. I like endlessly talking about threats with a 10% chance to work out since I find that fun, while you are more in long-range unless we’ve got something real, which we increasingly don’t lol. And the long-range is doom. 

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1 hour ago, NorthArlington101 said:

I get it - I guess it’s just a preference of what kind of discussion we want in those rooms, which we don’t need to rehash. I like endlessly talking about threats with a 10% chance to work out since I find that fun, while you are more in long-range unless we’ve got something real, which we increasingly don’t lol. And the long-range is doom. 

Fair enough. I get it. I miss the good old days when we had winters where I could spend a lot of the time doing analysis of a specific legit threat rather than looking at day 15 height anomalies and saying “still sucks”.  
 

All I’ll say is this….keep in mind I’m actually still too optimistic. Trolling would be if I intentionally was making things worse than they are. But I can’t remember the last time I said some pattern sucked or it wasn’t gonna snow and then it did. But I can remember multiple examples in the last 5 years where I said I was exciter and thought we had a good chance and it didn’t snow. I still over predict snow. 

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8 hours ago, psuhoffman said:

Fair enough. I get it. I miss the good old days when we had winters where I could spend a lot of the time doing analysis of a specific legit threat rather than looking at day 15 height anomalies and saying “still sucks”.  
 

All I’ll say is this….keep in mind I’m actually still too optimistic. Trolling would be if I intentionally was making things worse than they are. But I can’t remember the last time I said some pattern sucked or it wasn’t gonna snow and then it did. But I can remember multiple examples in the last 5 years where I said I was exciter and thought we had a good chance and it didn’t snow. I still over predict snow. 

Yea last year you got my hopes up. Then mid January arrived and it was clear things were in trouble. I wish we could just get climo snowfall at this point.

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