IUsedToHateCold Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 A tradition that must continue. For those weenies that hugged the wrong model too long and ran straight off the ledge. For those patterns that bring 70 degree weather in prime climo. For weeks and weeks (and weeks) on end of looking at ensemble output and orchestrating how we end up with a +PNA/-EPO/-AO/-NAO only to be disappointed in the long run. An homage to our long departed Reaper, may his cursed soul rest in peace. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prismshine Productions Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 I got a feeling reservations in here are going to fill up faster than the Hotel California...Sent from my SM-S102DL using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Who is running this shit hole? I need to speak with the manager immediately. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUsedToHateCold Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ralph Wiggum said: Who is running this shit hole? I need to speak with the manager immediately. Hahahaha. You think anyone can manage a full horde of weenies running off a cliff? They need not management, but commiseration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 What really, REALLY breaks my heart about The Panic Room, is that The Reaper thinks he can retire. Please Reaper, come back. This place is just not the same without you. A few years ago, I wanted to know what it was like to get reaped. Now, I will never know, even if I gave up on winter for the rest of my life. The Panic Room without The Reaper, is far worse than getting Lucy'd by ten 2001 blizzards ten winters in a frackin' row, in one decade. It truly sucks huge hairy goat balls. Reaper, get back here stat. Don't make me have to shut off all the snow up there in Connecticut and make every blizzard go cutter for the next twenty winters in the Northeast. Hint: What's happening RIGHT NOW in the New England sub....... You better get back here Reaper. I expect a massively demonic entrance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUsedToHateCold Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Jebman said: What really, REALLY breaks my heart about The Panic Room, is that The Reaper thinks he can retire. Please Reaper, come back. This place is just not the same without you. A few years ago, I wanted to know what it was like to get reaped. Now, I will never know, even if I gave up on winter for the rest of my life. Ahh, the weenies begged to be reaped @WxWatcher007 Yet I offer you no Reaper, flying in like a blaze of glory on a cloud of death, Motorhead screaming from his scythe as he plucks your weenie soul from you, its destination an image with your name on it. Yes, there are fates worse than death, fates that make the comfort of the Reaper's hollow of souls look like a five-star hotel. The horde, having seen their clown maps evaporate, their hopes of days at home watching white powder fall while reveling in winter dashed once again by their insidious climate - indeed, capable of putting one of their own to the torch faster than you can say "GFS". Truly they are among the most fearsome of entities. Welcome home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Just now, IUsedToHateCold said: Ahh, the weenies begged to be reaped @WxWatcher007 Yet I offer you no Reaper, flying in like a blaze of glory on a cloud of death, Motorhead screaming from his scythe as he plucks your weenie soul from you, its destination an image with your name on it. Yes, there are fates worse than death, fates that make the comfort of the Reaper's hollow of souls look like a five-star hotel. The horde, having seen their clown maps evaporate, their hopes of days at home watching white powder fall while reveling in winter dashed once again by their insidious climate - capable of putting one of their own to the torch faster than you can say "GFS". Truly they are among the most fearsome of entities. Welcome home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATECH Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 I can’t believe it took this long to open the 2022-2023 Panic Room! Usually it opens in October! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mappy Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Jfc the disc thread is depressing after the euro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prestige Worldwide Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 You can check out anytime you like- but you can never leave!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowenOutThere Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 This place will be rocking tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj2va Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 It'll be the storm, after the storm, after the next storm, after the next epic pattern sets up, don't worry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Prestige Worldwide said: You can check out anytime you like- but you can never leave!!! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Pimpernel Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 @WxWatcher007 may have retired, but the Reaper is still watching you! Party hearty, friends! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WxWatcher007 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 All I ask is that every room has a foreboding portrait of yours truly. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 Nice appetizer, Reaper. But we want you back here, eviller than ever! As a result, the new years eve blizzard will dump four feet snow in the sne. But I expect you back in here stat, more demonic than ever! The Reaper does NOT retire! You will not get to reap very many of us, since this is going to be one of the coldest, snowiest Mid Atlantic winters in a generation. We may get snow on the 23rd. As a result of your appearance, the SNE and NE will get annihilated by four feet of wind driven snow on New Year's Day. Connecticut will be buried by 2-3 feet of snow. That storm, will be the beginning of what Ginxy refers to, as a special winter. The Reaper will start a new demonic topic up in here and be VERY menacing. The Panic Room, is a Mid Atlantic Institution for the Ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prestige Worldwide Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 The panic room w some very nice upgrades this year 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast NPZ Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 It's really passed time that this place is turned into condos for purchase. Paying daily/weekly rental rates is too expensive for a place you know you'll be 4 months out of the year. Maybe you can VRBO it during the summer to the SVRWx weenies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Well Reaper, if you do try to retire, you guys will get lots of rain wrapped cutters all winter. You'll enjoy slop fests with 3:1 cement all winter. Ironically, some of those cutters will incidentally give us snow while giving you torrential wind whipped rain and sleet. Looks whats happening to you guys now. Who's to say I DON'T have ties to the weather-controlling Chinese? The Chinese and to a lesser extent the Russians, have weather control or manipulation technology. I really love that stuff, with all my heart. You could control the whole world with that kind of power! Save yourslef a LOT of pain and angst right now. Come back as the meanest, evillest Reaper the world has ever known, and get to enjoy a nice winter. Or else. Because I yearn, to be Reaped by the best of them. When you come back as a very demonic Reaper, I will pretend to be out on the Ledge getting ready to Jump, because of an unbearably mild winter all over North America, Jay Peak included, then you can Reap me, the Jebman. I never ever got to find out what it is, to be truly Reaped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterWxLuvr Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 On 12/16/2022 at 4:38 PM, mappy said: Jfc the disc thread is depressing after the euro @mappy You new here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 So we're waiting for that early February pattern change again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbmclean Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 On 12/28/2022 at 4:40 PM, Amped said: So we're waiting for that early February pattern change again? Yep- February of 2024. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Mike Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 I'm convinced I'll never see the Potomac frozen over again. Very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wxdavis5784 Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Eagerly awaiting the eps control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve25 Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 I love snow as much as anyone else in here, but I also try to see things as they are and I'm officially in panic mode. Some of you will tell me "It's only January 6th, you're insane." It just feels like the writing is on the wall. So, to keep the tracking interesting, I'm seeing if BWI can take a run at the lowest all time seasonal snow totals. The lowest ever was 0.7 in 1949/50. We've also had a couple that stayed under 2 inches. If it's going to be bad, why not shoot for the record lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino16 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Eyyy! Look who I passed today! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbmclean Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Rhino16 said: Eyyy! Look who I passed today! @WxWatcher007 heading south to take on part-time contract work to handle the dangerous overload of weenies heading to the cliffs. It's a public service. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scarlet Pimpernel Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 2 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said: Even though you're retired, do you still get royalties for any Panic Room likeness or other spin-offs? I mean, the Reaper has to afford those fancy trips and cruises somehow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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