KAOS Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Welcome to the Redemption Room. Dedicated to saving the lives of weenies who are considering jumping off the cliff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 We will be offering several counseling programs in the near future. As an example....The Eclipse Program. Here we deal with anxiety as it relates to sun angle, etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 Here we shall celebrate all victories... as small as they may be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterWxLuvr Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Here I am trying to push people off the ledge and you’re trying to rescue them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 12 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said: In order to know the true depth of despair, one must first have hope. When facing an unknown future, hope is as reasonable as despair. Do not be swayed by those who offer trinkets of despair in exchange for hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 It has come to my attention that there are those who are hoping to sow seeds of despair by pointing out days will be getting longer in the not so distance future. Fear not my friends. This will only provide the opportunity to watch the copious amounts of snow we surely shall receive this winter season during the daylight hours. This will be followed by the Daylight Savings Time conspiracy hoax later in the year. Don't take the bait. We will be offering a program to address these issues as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 Here is a Preview... Obviously, changing the number on a clock doesn’t actually add any time onto our days. That point was eloquently made in this old joke: When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 In attempt to remain proactive, we are currently looking into offering the following programs and courses. - The Friendly Mountains: How CAD is your friend - Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model - Creating your own Cold Air: Precipitation rates and how they effect the Column - Coping with White Rain: Justifying the need for White Rain Events - Ground Temps: Dispelling myths regarding Car Tire Heat - Radar Hallucinations: Are they Real? - Virga with Benefits: Advancing your relationship with Virga This is just a small sampling. We would appreciate any feedback and/or suggestions. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Pimpernel Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 I found a photo of the Reaper here in the Redemption Room recently...though it was rain, not snow! (ETA: I use this as a joke, but an awesome movie!! One of my all-time favorites, and too bad Morgan Freeman didn't get an Oscar for his performance in "Shawshank Redemption"!! In fact, too bad that movie didn't earn any despite several nominations.) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice-Regent Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 I am now in damage control mode. This cost was more than I could bear. The green catalpa tree has turned All white; the cherry blooms once more. In one whole year I haven’t learned A blessed thing they pay you for. The blossoms snow down in my hair; The trees and I will soon be bare. The trees have more than I to spare. The sleek, expensive girls I teach, Younger and pinker every year, Bloom gradually out of reach. The pear tree lets its petals drop Like dandruff on a tabletop. The girls have grown so young by now I have to nudge myself to stare. This year they smile and mind me how My teeth are falling with my hair. In thirty years I may not get Younger, shrewder, or out of debt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 12 hours ago, Vice-Regent said: I am now in damage control mode. This cost was more than I could bear. The green catalpa tree has turned All white; the cherry blooms once more. In one whole year I haven’t learned A blessed thing they pay you for. The blossoms snow down in my hair; The trees and I will soon be bare. The trees have more than I to spare. The sleek, expensive girls I teach, Younger and pinker every year, Bloom gradually out of reach. The pear tree lets its petals drop Like dandruff on a tabletop. The girls have grown so young by now I have to nudge myself to stare. This year they smile and mind me how My teeth are falling with my hair. In thirty years I may not get Younger, shrewder, or out of debt. Fear not... you too, shall be redeemed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 I wanted to take a moment and remind everyone of the possibilities moving forward. Please welcome our special guest.... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 Imagine a world beyond purples.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 This just in from the Snow Miser Future Forecast Center... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 We have recently added a new bar and lounge to the Redemption Room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 Temporarily Closed. Turns out Barney and Snowmiser were hanging out in the bar and got into a big drunken argument about -AO and intervals of +PNA... then something about NAO and crap pac. They destroyed the place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Attention all snow weenies who are on the Ledge: There IS Hope. This is going to be one of the frigidest, snowiest winters in Mid Atlantic History. Christmas is just around the corner and then New Years, which will usher in a truly WINTRY SNOW FILLED New Year here in the Mid Atlantic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 On 12/18/2019 at 12:23 AM, Jebman said: Attention all snow weenies who are on the Ledge: There IS Hope. This is going to be one of the frigidest, snowiest winters in Mid Atlantic History. Christmas is just around the corner and then New Years, which will usher in a truly WINTRY SNOW FILLED New Year here in the Mid Atlantic! Welcome to the Redemption Room, Jebman (King of Redemption)!!! Thanks for your words of encouragement. I am sure they will help countless weenies seeking counseling. Please visit again. We have a stock pile of snow shovels and surely will be scheduling Jeb walks in the near future. Also, I have reserved special VIP seating for you here. See ya soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainGeek Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Weenies DO NOT JUMP due to shutout period coming up, and don't let long-range NWP drive you to despair.... May I suggest an additional elective: Guru Mashups: How to cherry-pick expert commentary to support your desired outcome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainGeek Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 PSU sez this is a lock! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestrobjwa Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/13/2019 at 10:01 PM, WinterWxLuvr said: Here I am trying to push people off the ledge and you’re trying to rescue them This statement has more truth than you realize...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/19/2019 at 6:48 PM, MountainGeek said: Weenies DO NOT JUMP due to shutout period coming up, and don't let long-range NWP drive you to despair.... May I suggest an additional elective: Guru Mashups: How to cherry-pick expert commentary to support your desired outcome Thanks for this wonderful suggestion. This will go well with Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/19/2019 at 7:31 PM, MountainGeek said: PSU sez this is a lock! This here and much more is the future my friends. Keep the faith. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 12:00 AM, Maestrobjwa said: This statement has more truth than you realize...lol I think he may be working with the Reaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakkelWx Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Just saw on another thread that weather.us has a reanalysis for past storms. Now I can go see what the radar looked like on February 5, 2010! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAOS Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 It is that time of year... Almost everyone wants to have a White Christmas but it is rarely in the cards for us. Consequently, we have opened up the Weenie Suicide Prevention hot lines. Don't be a victim. Victory is right around the corner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainGeek Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Weenies take heart! A White Christmas is NEVER out of reach: https://www.snowathome.com/ The SNOWatHOME™ web site is for anyone who is interested in home snow making for any reason. SNOWatHOME has been in business nearly 20 years! We have done extensive research on making man made snow and designing home snow machines that can produce a blizzard of snow just like the snow makers at ski resorts. • You live in a area that occasionally has freezing temperatures but rarely has natural snowfall. • Create your own snowboard and ski terrain park! • Guarantee a White Christmas, home decorating like never before! • Businesses, attract holiday customers and free media attention! • Scientific testing. • Backyard sliding and skiing hill, be the envy of the neighborhood! • School science project, win best of show! • Or just for fun, the list goes on. • Not cold enough to make snow? Try our Blizzard Wizard Special Effects snowmakers for year round indoor and outdoor fun! @Jebman you should be installing one of these to tide you over while you suffer the snow drought in TX. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 It does get cold enough overnight down here in central Texas for snowmaking lol. Just had a couple nights down into the middle 20s! Thanks! I might check this out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 On 12/19/2019 at 6:31 PM, MountainGeek said: PSU sez this is a lock! This is definitely in the Mid Atlantic Region's future this low sun season, except it will extend much farther south and the snow totals will be deeper. It wont be the only snowstorm either! You guys' time is comin! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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