H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 hours ago, eurojosh said: On a different topic... I'm watching A Bridge Too Far... which may be appropriate in that they fall at the last hurdle. But man, what a cast!!! Great movie but one of the all time military blunders and due to Monty. It was a good idea but too ambitious in timeframe and relied on everything going as planned when it is impossible due to scale of forces involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showmethesnow Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, H2O said: Great movie but one of the all time military blunders and due to Monty. It was a good idea but too ambitious in timeframe and relied on everything going as planned when it is impossible due to scale of forces involved. Since when did you get so deep on us? Where's that fun loving, sarcastic individual we have all known and grown to love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterWxLuvr Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said: The fact that people were talking about prep here last night tells you everything you need to know about the threat. I prepped by watching football all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 33 minutes ago, showmethesnow said: Since when did you get so deep on us? Where's that fun loving, sarcastic individual we have all known and grown to love? It's fun to occasionally shed the image so many have of me as some wise ass who offers little and try to have adult conversation. With that said, now pull my finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpc Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I actually Got a little nervous after a few of those GFS runs yesterday and began my preparations last night. I bought new Battery operated flashlights and lamps. A lot of batteries, ductape, nails, tarp. 5 cases of H2O. As we get through the week and if theres still a threat, I will stock up on more canned food items. I already have plenty of gas in the grill and also portable gas tanks. We haven't had a real bonafide threat in many years. Basically before social media boom so I'm not sure exactly what will happen if the threat is real and it gets a lot closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattie g Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Wife is due in two weeks with our second daughter, but there's no way she's making it that far (I've been saying September 8-9 all along). I'd much prefer having all the modern amenities if we've got a newborn in the house. Even if she's not here yet, my wife would be miserable (which would obviously mean I'd be miserable) so that's enough to quietly want none of Irma's effects. Crazy, I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Irma will help with that. It will induce labor and the low pressure in the eye will help suck that kid right on out. Easiest delivery ever. Don't let the placenta get airborne tho. That would be gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chill Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 24 minutes ago, H2O said: Irma will help with that. It will induce labor and the low pressure in the eye will help suck that kid right on out. Easiest delivery ever. Don't let the placenta get airborne tho. That would be gross Dude....such a terrible yet awesome post. You gotz madd skillz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chill Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I bummed that nobody posted upstate NY wind maps last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mappy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I bummed that nobody posted upstate NY wind maps last night That's the only reason I keep checking. Severely disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterWxLuvr Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Hope they have blue sheds in upstate NY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 34 minutes ago, Bob Chill said: Dude....such a terrible yet awesome post. You gotz madd skillz I'm sure that right now a majority of the board would like me to post deeper and more nuanced posts instead of that one. Sometimes I wonder about myself. I'm not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Balti Zen Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Have now added airborne placentas to my list of hurricane related things I don't want to encounter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said: You're overthinking it. None of us care about you. Good point. There might be one that does but thats only due to pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 airborne placentas would be a cool name for a band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 can the blue shed withstand airborne placentas? Where does it list that in building specs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Balti Zen Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, H2O said: airborne placentas would be a cool name for a band I believe I've found the name for my fantasy football team this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhotoGuy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 This storm has me so confused, I wish it was clear what track it was going to take. I was planning on going to the Outer Banks on Saturday. Really wish this would storm would head out sea because I don't want to lose out on the money because of not going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showmethesnow Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, H2O said: It's fun to occasionally shed the image so many have of me as some wise ass who offers little and try to have adult conversation. With that said, now pull my finger Tried that once. Didn't work. Figured I had the smart ass part down pat so why ruin a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattie g Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, H2O said: Irma will help with that. It will induce labor and the low pressure in the eye will help suck that kid right on out. Easiest delivery ever. Don't let the placenta get airborne tho. That would be gross OK. You've convinced me. I'm all in for a Cat 5 up the Chesapeake, with a left turn up the Potomac and then up Pohick Creek. Little one will fly out as the eye passes overhead. And I'll have the fry daddy fired up and ready to go, and I'll use the the basket like a lacrosse stick to catch any flying placenta. Mmmmmmm...fried placenta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Beer battered fried placenta with a kale and arugula salad. A side of risotto as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showmethesnow Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, H2O said: Irma will help with that. It will induce labor and the low pressure in the eye will help suck that kid right on out. Easiest delivery ever. Don't let the placenta get airborne tho. That would be gross Now that is the person I know and love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourseasons Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, H2O said: airborne placentas would be a cool name for a band Coming next year on SyFy, from the creators of Sharknado... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 How this thread has turned might be my crowning achievement more delivery jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhotoGuy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said: Judging from the tropical thread, EJ might be willing to pay quadruple what you did for that beach house next weekend. Better get on that. That sounds like a great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowLover22 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chill Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I hope DT gets smacked in the face with a couple flying placentas. He needs it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mappy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 @mappy?He provides the lols man. You can't hate on that. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nw baltimore wx Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 44 minutes ago, H2O said: How this thread has turned might be my crowning achievement more delivery jokes I got it even without the hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Chill Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I'm adding hurricane pressure vacuum births and flying placentas to my handbook on how to masterfully derail threads in any forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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