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1 minute ago, showmethesnow said:

Grocery store? Milk and TP? Interesting, I didn't take you as one of those panicky common schmoes. ;)

Ha no. Just my weekly trip. Couldn't go yesterday as I had family visiting, so today it is. I am not looking forward to it at all. 

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Just now, mappy said:

Ha no. Just my weekly trip. Couldn't go yesterday as I had family visiting, so today it is. I am not looking forward to it at all. 

We usually go on Sunday as well but I might tempt fate and not go so that we have no food and get buried.  We have TP and I can bake bread.  Just ran to get milk.  Think that covers it

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1 minute ago, H2O said:

We usually go on Sunday as well but I might tempt fate and not go so that we have no food and get buried.  We have TP and I can bake bread.  Just ran to get milk.  Think that covers it

Man, I'm out of juice, yogurt, creamer, bread, snacks, hummus, paper towels. I can't stretch it. I have to go.

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24 minutes ago, leesburg 04 said:

How does one roll eyes on FB chat?

Listen,

My line of work (forecasting for Target parking lot) you can't enjoy 6-10" of snow.   You'd be in bed at 8pm to be up for the 4am call, when they hem and haw about should we call Mr. Plow or go on with the buy one get one free Axe Anarchy scent deodorant or the 10% off Menage a Trois red blend wine.   Maybe the sun will come out at 6 before Dave, the shift manager and stockboy Dylan (that pimply face kid who is grab ass with that smokin' hot cashier Kelly) come in to work.  And you know, she lets him too.  Dylan's not even that attractive.  Pretty sure he's giving her alcohol (Shock Top - on sale this week, 8.99).   Then you're in work at 7, drinking that nasty ass coffee from the satellite Starbucks that some Targets have.   Secret:  it's not really starbucks...it's Target generic **** (Up and Up).  I'm 99% sure they get their coffee beans from some hill in Jersey City, NJ.   The only time people like ERS and I can even slightly enjoy events are the big ones where you're shoveling and re-shoveling the sidewalks outside of DMV Target stores for HOURS.  We don't take decisions lightly......thens of thousands of dollars and coupons are lost each day as there are no kids in the store begging their parents for candy that Target puts in the cash register lines like evil geniuses.  No kids begging for that satellite pizza hut Target has by the door in an insidious attempt to rob you of your last bit of money you managed not to spend in the gd store.  So when we banter about "well the Euro and NAM are wrong, it'll be a big storm" folks like ERS groan on Facebook chat because we've seen these DC fails time after time AND I get excited and then angry when I realize that that hot chick Candy Mills in St Louis, MO who just friend requested me is a gd spam account.

 

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4 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

Listen,

My line of work (forecasting for Target parking lot) you can't enjoy 6-10" of snow.   You'd be in bed at 8pm to be up for the 4am call, when they hem and haw about should we call Mr. Plow or go on with the buy one get one free Axe Anarchy scent deodorant or the 10% off Menage a Trois red blend wine.   Maybe the sun will come out at 6 before Dave, the shift manager and stockboy Dylan (that pimply face kid who is grab ass with that smokin' hot cashier Kelly) come in to work.  And you know, she lets him too.  Dylan's not even that attractive.  Pretty sure he's giving her alcohol (Shock Top - on sale this week, 8.99).   Then you're in work at 7, drinking that nasty ass coffee from the satellite Starbucks that some Targets have.   Secret:  it's not really starbucks...it's Target generic **** (Up and Up).  I'm 99% sure they get their coffee beans from some hill in Jersey City, NJ.   The only time people like ERS and I can even slightly enjoy events are the big ones where you're shoveling and re-shoveling the sidewalks outside of DMV Target stores for HOURS.  We don't take decisions lightly......thens of thousands of dollars and coupons are lost each day as there are no kids in the store begging their parents for candy that Target puts in the cash register lines like evil geniuses.  No kids begging for that satellite pizza hut Target has buy the door in and insidious attempt to rob you of your last bit of money you managed not to spend in the gd store.  So when we banter about "well the Euro and NAM are wrong, it'll be a big storm" folks like ERS groan on Facebook chat because we've seen these DC fails time after time AND I get excited and then angry when I realize that that hot chick Candy Mills in St Louis, MO who just friend requested me is a gd spam account.

 

Well played sir. :lol:

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6 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

Listen,

My line of work (forecasting for Target parking lot) you can't enjoy 6-10" of snow.   You'd be in bed at 8pm to be up for the 4am call, when they hem and haw about should we call Mr. Plow or go on with the buy one get one free Axe Anarchy scent deodorant or the 10% off Menage a Trois red blend wine.   Maybe the sun will come out at 6 before Dave, the shift manager and stockboy Dylan (that pimply face kid who is grab ass with that smokin' hot cashier Kelly) come in to work.  And you know, she lets him too.  Dylan's not even that attractive.  Pretty sure he's giving her alcohol (Shock Top - on sale this week, 8.99).   Then you're in work at 7, drinking that nasty ass coffee from the satellite Starbucks that some Targets have.   Secret:  it's not really starbucks...it's Target generic **** (Up and Up).  I'm 99% sure they get their coffee beans from some hill in Jersey City, NJ.   The only time people like ERS and I can even slightly enjoy events are the big ones where you're shoveling and re-shoveling the sidewalks outside of DMV Target stores for HOURS.  We don't take decisions lightly......thens of thousands of dollars and coupons are lost each day as there are no kids in the store begging their parents for candy that Target puts in the cash register lines like evil geniuses.  No kids begging for that satellite pizza hut Target has buy the door in and insidious attempt to rob you of your last bit of money you managed not to spend in the gd store.  So when we banter about "well the Euro and NAM are wrong, it'll be a big storm" folks like ERS groan on Facebook chat because we've seen these DC fails time after time AND I get excited and then angry when I realize that that hot chick Candy Mills in St Louis, MO who just friend requested me is a gd spam account.

 

OMG.

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1 minute ago, WinterWxLuvr said:

Don't know if anyone else feels the same but it's about this time with any storm that I've grown so weary of it all that I just want to get on with it.

Yes...i barely slept last night...I'll imagine I'll be run down by tonight..hopefully I'll just pass out.  2am Euro is brutal

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