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March 5th Storm Banter Thread


nj2va

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I'm totally cool with that. I'll slantstick to a jack anyway. I've been honest Abe all year. Time to cook the books Madoff style

 

Or just flip the yardstick upside down so that 36" is near the bottom.  Then you'll have the illusion of a lot more.  Only works for actual amounts less than 18" though. ;)

 

(BTW, didn't someone post an image some time ago, showing a ruler in the ground that actually *was* upside-down like that??)

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URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WAKEFIELD VA

233 PM EST WED MAR 4 2015

MDZ023>025-050345-

/O.NEW.KAKQ.WS.W.0003.150305T1100Z-150306T0500Z/

SOMERSET-INLAND WORCESTER-MARYLAND BEACHES-

INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...CRISFIELD...PRINCESS ANNE...SNOW HILL...

OCEAN CITY

233 PM EST WED MAR 4 2015

...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM THURSDAY TO MIDNIGHT

EST THURSDAY NIGHT...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WAKEFIELD HAS ISSUED A WINTER

STORM WARNING FOR SNOW AND SLEET...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM

THURSDAY TO MIDNIGHT EST THURSDAY NIGHT.

* AREAS AFFECTED: LOWER MARYLAND EASTERN SHORE.

* HAZARDS: MIX OF SLEET AND SNOW...THEN SNOW LATE THURSDAY

MORNING THROUGH EARLY EVENING.

* TIMING: RAIN WILL MIX WITH SLEET BY EARLY THURSDAY MORNING. A

TRANSITION TO A SNOW/SLEET MIX IS EXPECTED BY LATE MORNING

THURSDAY...BECOMING ALL SNOW BY MID AFTERNOON THURSDAY THROUGH

EARLY THURSDAY EVENING.

* ACCUMULATIONS: SNOW AND SLEET ACCUMULATION 3 TO 5 INCHES...

ALONG WITH TRACE AMOUNTS OF ICE.

* TEMPERATURES: LOW 30S...DROPPING INTO THE MID 20S BY EARLY

EVENING.

* WINDS: NORTH 10 TO 15 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 20 MPH

* IMPACTS: ROADS WILL BECOME SNOW COVERED BY MID TO LATE AFTERNOON

THURSDAY. VISIBILITIES WILL DROP TO AROUND A QUARTER-MILE AT

TIMES THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING...MAKING TRAVEL

DANGEROUS.


FLUVANNA-LOUISA-HANOVER-CAROLINE-ESSEX-WESTMORELAND-RICHMOND-

INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...LOUISA...ASHLAND...TAPPAHANNOCK

233 PM EST WED MAR 4 2015

...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM THURSDAY TO MIDNIGHT

EST THURSDAY NIGHT...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WAKEFIELD HAS ISSUED A WINTER

STORM WARNING FOR SNOW AND SLEET...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM

THURSDAY TO MIDNIGHT EST THURSDAY NIGHT.

* AREAS AFFECTED: PORTIONS OF CENTRAL AND EASTERN VIRGINIA.

* HAZARDS: MIX OF SLEET AND SNOW...THEN SNOW LATE THURSDAY

MORNING THROUGH EARLY EVENING.

* ACCUMULATIONS: 3 TO 5 INCHES...ALONG WITH TRACE AMOUNTS OF ICE.

* TEMPERATURES: IN THE MID 30S...DROPPING INTO THE MID 20S.

* WINDS: NORTH 10 TO 15 MPH...GUSTS TO 20 MPH.

* TIMING: RAIN WILL MIX WITH SLEET BY EARLY THURSDAY MORNING. A

TRANSITION TO A SNOW/SLEET MIX IS EXPECTED BY LATE MORNING

THURSDAY...BECOMING ALL SNOW THURSDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH EARLY

EVENING.

* IMPACTS: ROADS WILL BECOME SNOW COVERED BY EARLY AFTERNOON

THURSDAY. VISIBILITIES WILL DROP TO AROUND A QUARTER-MILE AT

TIMES THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING...MAKING TRAVEL

DANGEROUS.


DORCHESTER-WICOMICO-

INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...CAMBRIDGE...SALISBURY

233 PM EST WED MAR 4 2015

...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM THURSDAY TO MIDNIGHT

EST THURSDAY NIGHT...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WAKEFIELD HAS ISSUED A WINTER

STORM WARNING FOR SLEET AND SNOW...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM

THURSDAY TO MIDNIGHT EST THURSDAY NIGHT. THE WINTER STORM WATCH IS

NO LONGER IN EFFECT.

* AREAS AFFECTED: LOWER MARYLAND EASTERN SHORE.

* HAZARDS: MIX OF SLEET AND SNOW...THEN SNOW LATE THURSDAY

MORNING THROUGH EARLY EVENING.

* TIMING: RAIN WILL MIX WITH SLEET BY EARLY THURSDAY MORNING. A

TRANSITION TO A SNOW/SLEET MIX IS EXPECTED BY MID TO LATE

MORNING THURSDAY...BECOMING ALL SNOW BY NOON THURSDAY THROUGH

EARLY EVENING.

* ACCUMULATIONS: SNOW AND SLEET ACCUMULATION 3 TO 5 INCHES...

ALONG WITH TRACE AMOUNTS OF ICE.

* TEMPERATURES: LOW 30S...DROPPING INTO THE MID 20S BY EARLY

EVENING.

* WINDS: NORTH 10 TO 15 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 25 MPH

* IMPACTS: ROADS WILL BECOME SNOW COVERED BY EARLY AFTERNOON

THURSDAY. VISIBILITIES WILL DROP TO AROUND A QUARTER-MILE AT

TIMES THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING...MAKING TRAVEL

DANGEROUS.

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