Zeus Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Twas the night before Christmas, when all through S-N-EEveryone had nearly just died of ennuiThe weeklies were posted by the hopeful with care,In hopes that a pattern change soon would be there.December departures? Not too bad, once all sorted,Slightly below, somehow, Mount Tolland reported.And 'fella in his ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,Had just walked on home for a scotch-induced nap.When back on the boards there arose such a clatter,I killed my iPhone battery to see what was the matter.Closing other apps, in hopes it won't die,I opened the December thread, immediately regretted it.For here on the eve of the savior's birthdayCame soaking rains, from LI to KGAY.When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,But behind it, a pattern change, and cold air draws near?Citing some science I don't understand,Scotty assured us: things going "as planned."More rapid than eagles, upbeat replies came,"Good post, Scott" "+1" "We're back in the game!"With PNA positive, and NAO fixin'To switch up the scheme and bring winter a blitzin'Rain nonetheless continued to fallAnd slim hopes of backlash seemed pointless to allAnd then, in a twinkling, I saw on the forumSpeculation that things would be white through PurimSo on these damn boards I spent the whole day,Ignoring my poor family along the way.A washout still, and howling, outside,It was hard to envision that we'd soon sleighrideMeanwhile, jamesnichols, at his absolute worst,Was still holding out for a white 21st.QPF queens and packhounds unitedIn hopes that their dreams would no longer be blightedStill badgering Will since some point in the fall,With "What did the EURO say after all?" "You're not gonna like it," Will said, almost hushed "Your chances for frozen precip can't be rushed." "Behind it," he said, "we're not out of the woods" "But I'm sure," he continued, "it'll soon bring the goods" He was straight to the point, no snow in the near futureSome pissed, some moaned, some required a sutureBut even still, some kept a chin up "Adirondack lodge rentals are not yet booked up!"Tippy sat at his keyboard, with plenty to say,And his fingers, like lightning, they hammered away.But I just gave up; didn't scan very far,Before declaring, "TL;DR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC-CT Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 A washout still, and howling, outside, It was hard to envision that we'd soon sleighride Meanwhile, jamesnichols, at his absolute worst, Was still holding out for a white 21st. I practically pissed my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastalWx Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBG Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Very clever. What does "Before declaring, "TL;DR!" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginx snewx Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Very clever. What does "Before declaring, "TL;DR!" mean? These kids and their text messaging short hand, it means too long; didn't read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginx snewx Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Nice Brett,funy stuff but your Fella line, copyright infringement , lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TauntonBlizzard2013 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Lolololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share Posted December 17, 2014 Nice Brett,funy stuff but your Fella line, copyright infringement , lol I can only steal from you if I read your stuff in the first place. I'm gonna go with "mediocre minds think alike." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage In Tolland Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 That's dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC-CT Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 That's dumb There's a thread for those kinds of posts. https://www.americanwx.com/bb/index.php/topic/44687-panic-in-tolland-meltdown-thread/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginx snewx Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I can only steal from you if I read your stuff in the first place. I'm gonna go with "mediocre minds think alike." lol you were just a teenie weenie then, have to dig it up, I did a nbc poem on Eastern and Fella in his cap was in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whineminster Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 hahaha that's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoarfrostHubb Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Thank you thank you Zeus Thunderbolts for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tavwtby Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Awesome mykoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weathafella Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Scotch....flakes a flying when we drink up. Good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sn0waddict Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Haha that was pretty damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIPPYVALLEY Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Good effort! Much appreciated in our hour of Decembers not to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ice1972 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 December has sucked lately.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJonesWX Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 nicely done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneypitmike Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Too funny. A good laugh to get us through a horrible rest of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Paul Gordon Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Ridiculously funny! Even my eight year old mind got it! Should be a required read for everyone on the December post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Miser Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 lol. Good stuff. Nice. I'm about 3 weeks away from bringing back my snowthrower suicide post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowMan Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 This was great....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlantStick Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 A mood changer as well as a pattern changer Good job and a fun read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooralph Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Slow clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klw Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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