Poimen Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 If you're posting images that don't belong to you, well that's just dumb. Stupid is permanent. Ignorance can be corrected. Just remember that. Learn man. Here's a man who practices what he preaches, Wilkes. You see, CR could have easily said, "You can't fix stupid," but that line is property of the great Ron White. Just emulate CR and you will be good to go: don't steal that which belongs to others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I offer an old man joke for your Saturday enjoyment. A older male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 :lmao: Did you make that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyefan1 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I offer an old man joke for your Saturday enjoyment. A older male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" This was one of my uncles favorite jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 :lmao: Did you make that up? Old joke. No idea where it originated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilkesboroDude Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Thinking about buying a chainsaw this Summer. I want to cut down the forests around here but without it messing up my storm chances and cold air wedging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Thinking about buying a chainsaw this Summer. I want to cut down the forests around here but without it messing up my storm chances and cold air wedging. And Darwin smiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 I have a chance of storms each day for the next 7 days. Tomorrow will be widespread rainfall and Monday through Thursday will be diurnally driven activity and Friday and Saturday will be widespread from the system that might produce some severe weather in the plains which will likely be hyped and Alabama should go ahead and cancel there school. This past outbreak was weak and hyped. Sure there was an EF3 but whatever. Monday through Thursday is typical of a summer pattern. I have temps near 90s for some of the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilkesboroDude Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The trees here are developing leaves and everything is going green, purple, and pink outdoors. But still a far cry from last year. - NWS BLACKSBURG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The trees here are developing leaves and everything is going green, purple, and pink outdoors. But still a far cry from last year. - NWS BLACKSBURG How about a link because something isn't right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilkesboroDude Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 How about a link because something isn't right here. Those are pictures from NASA's Terra satellite from April 12, 2012 and from today April 13, 2013...it is right as right will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POWERSTROKE Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Thinking about buying a chainsaw this Summer. I want to cut down the forests around here but without it messing up my storm chances and cold air wedging. Better leave that to the professionals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 How about a link because something isn't right here.Is it the snow or something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopycnic Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I offer an old man joke for your Saturday enjoyment. A older male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" Personal experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Is it the snow or something else? lol What snow? You mean the white clouds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 lol What snow? You mean the white clouds?Yeah. It looks like snow cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Those are pictures from NASA's Terra satellite from April 12, 2012 and from today April 13, 2013...it is right as right will be. Fine. How about giving the NWS Blacksburg link. I'm curious about the copyright dates of the images. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 And Darwin smiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 So apparently everyone is predicting an intense hurricane season. Sounds fun. Sent from my HTCEVOV4G using Tapatalk using Tapatalk HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Anyone know what makes a sounding and hodograph look like this? Is it essentially just really heavy rainfall? but it's -69 daPa of vert. velocity? help me here...just stumbled upon it and was like wtf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Twc overexaggerates these severe weather events. A week of deadly weather? There was only one death from a tornado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilkesboroDude Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Twc overexaggerates these severe weather events. A week of deadly weather? There was only one death from a tornado. ONLY TAKES 1 MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 ONLY TAKES 1 MANThat is with hurricanes. Not a tornado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaWx Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 ONLY TAKES 1 MAN Now that's something which nobody could argue with Wilkes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Hurricane Sandy was retired and replaced with Sara. Hurricane Isaac was not retired apparently. Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjames1992 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 00z GFS clown. All-in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopycnic Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 ONLY TAKES 1 MANA HUNGRY MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Xerxes was named yesterday. The Y storm should be named in a few days. These are some big late season winter storms. Boy that red river is gonna flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackerel_sky Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 The Y storm should be named Yawn! If we get past tonight's showers around here , we should be done with precip until around Fri , with 70s and lower 80s for highs. Not a bad week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Looking at the radar you would think its been raining all morning. Yet its still dry as a bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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