jburns Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Yeah, killer boots man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stovepipe Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Anybothy happenth to have a cuth of hot watha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilj4425 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Twin Peaks>>>>>Hooters. Oh and 2012-2013 Winter equals this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyefan1 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I hooters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackerel_sky Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Kick his a-- ,seabass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackerel_sky Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 There are no jobs out there unless you want to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I hooters Me too. I like how they hang out in pairs. You rarely see one without the other. An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a light in a window so he decided to fly down to the window ledge in hopes there was some warmth escaping. Well sure enough it was warm, so he fell fast asleep. He didn’t know that there were two veterinary students inside studying for final exams. The two veterinary students spotted the owl and decided to use him as practice. They eased the window open and gassed him. The first student looked down the owls throat and said he has tonsillitis, so he operated. The other looked at his butt and announced that the owl had hemorrhoids, so he operated. They placed the owl back out on the ledge. The owl woke up very groggy and flew away. The next winter that same owl was perched on the same tree on a very cold night. A young owl landed next to him and said brrrr it sure is cold out tonight. The old owl agreed. The young owl noticed there was a light down in the valley and suggested they both fly down there to the window ledge and maybe find some escaping heat. The old owl replied "no way”, last year I did the same thing, passed out, woke up drunk and for the next six weeks I couldn’t sh*t worth a hoot or hoot worth a sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilkesboroDude Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share Posted January 9, 2013 Wilkes County busts most meth labs in 2012; Surry’s count grew by 300 percent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopycnic Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Wilkes County busts most meth labs in 2012; Surry’s count grew by 300 percentthis explains your posting style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 this explains your posting style Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgertime Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 this explains your posting style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bevo Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 this explains your posting style Does this mean the new thread creation rate will go down by 300%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Does this mean the new thread creation rate will go down by 300%? He posted earlier that he was working a 28 hour week and wouldn't have time to post much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgertime Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 He posted earlier that he was working a 28 hour week and wouldn't have time to post much. 12 hours a week on the internet in jail? Must be trying to curb dropping the soap incidents in Wilkes county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bevo Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 He posted earlier that he was working a 28 hour week and wouldn't have time to post much. Okay - so taking into account the Law of "Wilkes Logic" that would equal somewhere around a 17% reduction rate. Now with this new information, I can certainly count on another 283% to get us there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Rain Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 A plethora of +1s all around. Well done gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Oh. You learn something new everyday... Inform me on what knowledge you have acquired today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bevo Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Inform me on what knowledge you have acquired today. That you may have stalking attributes perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 That you may have stalking attributes perhaps? Lol what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bevo Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 What did you learn yesterday? Inform me on what knowledge you have acquired today. Lol what? Oh nothing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Rain Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Where is Brick this afternoon? He must have mistakenly taken my advice and checked in with his boss who then solved Brick's boredom problem. I was just kidding, Brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculus1 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Inform me on what knowledge you have acquired today. That you may have stalking attributes perhaps? I learned this^^. I learned that you don't know when to let something drop. I learned that apparently I feel the need to respond to an insincere question even though it's pointless. I learned that it was okay to work a force/tension problem with 3-D vectors when the directed distance was measured in centimeters even though the magnitude of the combined resultant force was measured in newtons = kilogram-meters/second^2, because we were simply using the original vectors for directional purposes and the constants would vary based on whether we stayed in centimeters or changed to meters, but the resultant tensions would all work out anyway. Hmm...It was quite the informative day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongwxnc Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I learned this^^. I learned that you don't know when to let something drop. I learned that apparently I feel the need to respond to an insincere question even though it's pointless. I learned that it was okay to work a force/tension problem with 3-D vectors when the directed distance was measured in centimeters even though the magnitude of the combined resultant force was measured in newtons = kilogram-meters/second^2, because we were simply using the original vectors for directional purposes and the constants would vary based on whether we stayed in centimeters or changed to meters, but the resultant tensions would all work out anyway. Hmm...It was quite the informative day. Math = Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgertime Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Video shoot has been pushed to the week of the 20th...looks like ya'll will have to wait until around the 23rd or so to get snow when I head out to Cali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgertime Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I learned this^^. I learned that you don't know when to let something drop. I learned that apparently I feel the need to respond to an insincere question even though it's pointless. I learned that it was okay to work a force/tension problem with 3-D vectors when the directed distance was measured in centimeters even though the magnitude of the combined resultant force was measured in newtons = kilogram-meters/second^2, because we were simply using the original vectors for directional purposes and the constants would vary based on whether we stayed in centimeters or changed to meters, but the resultant tensions would all work out anyway. Hmm...It was quite the informative day. http://vimeo.com/45341738 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I learned this^^. I learned that you don't know when to let something drop. I learned that apparently I feel the need to respond to an insincere question even though it's pointless. I learned that it was okay to work a force/tension problem with 3-D vectors when the directed distance was measured in centimeters even though the magnitude of the combined resultant force was measured in newtons = kilogram-meters/second^2, because we were simply using the original vectors for directional purposes and the constants would vary based on whether we stayed in centimeters or changed to meters, but the resultant tensions would all work out anyway. Hmm...It was quite the informative day. I found proof that global warming is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculus1 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 http://vimeo.com/45341738 I embrace my inner nerdiness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsaur Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 So this afternoon about 4 I sit down at the arbor to grind on some opal rough. Now that stuff is muddy so I run a lot of water on the wheels and pretty soon my hands and forearms are getting pretty muddy. Then starts up this biting on my arm. So I slap it and go on. Here it is again, so I slap it and scratch it. (No Burns it's nothing like the frozen water.) After a bit more grinding I'm slapping it again. And my mind goes deep...whoah.... real deep...because I'm a sensitive, thoughty guy. So I'm thinking this could be some kind of primeval blood sucking extremophile that lay in the ooze of a swamp millions of years ago, after killing all the dinosaurs. And it some how survived being petrified with the detritus, and shot with opal, and now it's passed into the mud.... and it's on my arm ....and it's going to ..... and that's when I saw the danged mosquito, in fact a herd of them. They hadn't skipped a beat. Warm up to the right trigger temp and it's "hey, boys, lets swill some blood". Then it got too deep... way, way deep,.... 'cause I'm thinking, maybe these mosquitos are the prehistoric, blood sucking extremophile horrors that killed the dinos and now they are after us!!! And later I'm going to light the grill and a caterpillar is walking in front of me. Hell, we haven't even left fall yet. The danged crawlers are still trying figure out what kind of weather to predict. It's still fall and I've got to live in Off again if I'm outside. Those tigers are fiends in the late afternoon. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jburns Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 So this afternoon about 4 I sit down at the arbor to grind on some opal rough. Now that stuff is muddy so I run a lot of water on the wheels and pretty soon my hands and forearms are getting pretty muddy. Then starts up this biting on my arm. So I slap it and go on. Here it is again, so I slap it and scratch it. (No Burns it's nothing like the frozen water.) After a bit more grinding I'm slapping it again. And my mind goes deep...whoah.... real deep...because I'm a sensitive, thoughty guy. So I'm thinking this could be some kind of primeval blood sucking extremophile that lay in the ooze of a swamp millions of years ago, after killing all the dinosaurs. And it some how survived being petrified with the detritus, and shot with opal, and now it's passed into the mud.... and it's on my arm ....and it's going to ..... and that's when I saw the danged mosquito, in fact a herd of them. They hadn't skipped a beat. Warm up to the right trigger temp and it's "hey, boys, lets swill some blood". Then it got too deep... way, way deep,.... 'cause I'm thinking, maybe these mosquitos are the prehistoric, blood sucking extremophile horrors that killed the dinos and now they are after us!!! And later I'm going to light the grill and a caterpillar is walking in front of me. Hell, we haven't even left fall yet. The danged crawlers are still trying figure out what kind of weather to predict. It's still fall and I've got to live in Off again if I'm outside. Those tigers are fiends in the late afternoon. T Just one question. Who the hell feels a mosquito bite while they are busy doing something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalicwx366 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I learned this^^. I learned that you don't know when to let something drop. I learned that apparently I feel the need to respond an insincere question. Dude I was just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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