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Speaking of which...that chart of yours was weirder that some I've seen on the floor of the ClownZoo.   If the tornado kills you, but it isn't the wind effect, because wind has it's own slot, and a tornado is wind in rotation, what is killing you? Can you have a windless tornado?  And if so, is it like a killer kitten?

    And winter?  If it isn't the cold, which has it's own slot, and it isn't the wind, which has it's own slot...how is winter killing you?  Errant snow balls?  Alien sleets with vicious razor tusks, and mind boring sleet weevils? Winter without wind, and cold and sn/ip.zr is just summer with/without rain.  But they don't list summer as a big killer.  I've been nearly killed by summer many times....if we are including the crazy things heat makes you do..like doing a can opener  into a foot of water, or paddling the canoe directly into a maelstrom, or cutting down the tree such that the cable you are pulling it with turns into the screaming scythe of death.

  Sorry, Mr. Burns, but that chart needs some help at the overdose tent.  T

Did you see who made the chart?  It's stamped right on it. I've never seen such crass derision of the mets at NWS.  Now you have to be banned because everyone knows criticism of degreed mets is not tolerated.  Darn it.  See ya.   :popcorn:

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Did you see who made the chart?  It's stamped right on it. I've never seen such crass derision of the mets at NWS.  Now you have to be banned because everyone knows criticism of degreed mets is not tolerated.  Darn it.  See ya.   :popcorn:

I have reason to believe that the origional chart has been tampered with.  That is a deceased parrot. It's not just pining for the fjords, lol.  T

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I have reason to believe that the origional chart has been tampered with.  That is a deceased parrot. It's not just pining for the fjords, lol.  T

So now you accuse me of tampering?  How dare you sir!  I propose settling this on the field of honor.  But first, to support my position, I offer the following link. You can either apologize or face the consequences. 

 

http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hazstats.shtml

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So now you accuse me of tampering?  How dare you sir!  I propose settling this on the field of honor.  But first, to support my position, I offer the following link. You can either apologize or face the consequences. 

 

http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hazstats.shtml

Ha!  As I thought...there are Virgins involved and they are on their own island.  You, Mr. Burns, are caught in you own trap.  You may still meet me on the field of horror, if you dare, but I suggest we settle our dispute amicably, and instead of contest, we explore this fabled island!  There may be discoveries to be made there, of great importance to us both !  T

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Ha!  As I thought...there are Virgins involved and they are on their own island.  You, Mr. Burns, are caught in you own trap.  You may still meet me on the field of horror, if you dare, but I suggest we settle our dispute amicably, and instead of contest, we explore this fabled island!  There may be discoveries to be made there, of great importance to us both !  T

lol  Field of horror?  You are without honor sir.

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lol  Field of horror?  You are without honor sir.

I beg to differ, sir.  I am filled with horror, but if you insist on having me battle on the field of gory, I get to chose the mode of contest!  And I chose the manly game of Croquet, where the winners stand with sticks out thrust, and the losers cower and  whimper like little wussies.  T

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I beg to differ, sir.  I am filled with horror, but if you insist on having me battle on the field of gory, I get to chose the mode of contest!  And I chose the manly game of Croquet, where the winners stand with sticks out thrust, and the losers cower and  whimper like little wussies.  T

Acceptable only if after winning I can drive the center peg through your heart.  I am American after all and require some degree of violence in my leisure activities.

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Hey Tony.Headed to Front Royal for the weekend. I will look through some of the old strips see if I can find one with Mings mole men for you. Looks like thanks to the clipper I may see some snow.

Cool! Ted.  I'll be most interested in what you find.  Man, you could do the Traveling Road show with those strips.  Get on the tv machine :)

  Good luck with the snow!!!   Tony

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Acceptable only if after winning I can drive the center peg through your heart.  I am American after all and require some degree of violence in my leisure activities.

Lol!  That would place a certain premium on perfect execution of shots.  The big boys have been trying and trying to make the game even harder because they're all so good, and they've been doing it with ever more restricting rules.  I might bring up your idea :)  I'm guessing the pucker factor would bring all the barking down to a whisper, lol.  T

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