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URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE STATE COLLEGE PA

1200 AM EDT THU JUL 26 2012

PAZ026>028-034>036-049>052-056-057-059-063>066-261200-

/O.NEW.KCTP.HT.Y.0005.120726T1600Z-120727T0000Z/

HUNTINGDON-MIFFLIN-JUNIATA-BEDFORD-FULTON-FRANKLIN-UNION-SNYDER-

MONTOUR-NORTHUMBERLAND-PERRY-DAUPHIN-LEBANON-CUMBERLAND-ADAMS-

YORK-LANCASTER-

INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...HUNTINGDON...MOUNT UNION...LEWISTOWN...

MIFFLINTOWN...BEDFORD...MCCONNELLSBURG...CHAMBERSBURG...

LEWISBURG...SELINSGROVE...DANVILLE...SUNBURY...SHAMOKIN...

NEWPORT...HARRISBURG...HERSHEY...LEBANON...CARLISLE...

GETTYSBURG...YORK...LANCASTER

1200 AM EDT THU JUL 26 2012

...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED... A LARGE AREA OF DAMAGING WINDS IS EXPECTED TOMORROW. SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO FORM TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND CREATE LARGE SWATHS OF DAMAGE. MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY DAMAGED OR DESTROYED. THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME WALL AND ROOF FAILURE. HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT. AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK. POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS. THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED. PLEASE BE PREPARED FOR THIS SEVERE WEATHER EVENT TOMORROW AS IT UNFOLDS. ONCE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WINDS BEGIN...DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE!

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URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE STATE COLLEGE PA

1200 AM EDT THU JUL 26 2012

PAZ026>028-034>036-049>052-056-057-059-063>066-261200-

/O.NEW.KCTP.HT.Y.0005.120726T1600Z-120727T0000Z/

HUNTINGDON-MIFFLIN-JUNIATA-BEDFORD-FULTON-FRANKLIN-UNION-SNYDER-

MONTOUR-NORTHUMBERLAND-PERRY-DAUPHIN-LEBANON-CUMBERLAND-ADAMS-

YORK-LANCASTER-

INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...HUNTINGDON...MOUNT UNION...LEWISTOWN...

MIFFLINTOWN...BEDFORD...MCCONNELLSBURG...CHAMBERSBURG...

LEWISBURG...SELINSGROVE...DANVILLE...SUNBURY...SHAMOKIN...

NEWPORT...HARRISBURG...HERSHEY...LEBANON...CARLISLE...

GETTYSBURG...YORK...LANCASTER

1200 AM EDT THU JUL 26 2012

...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED... A LARGE AREA OF DAMAGING WINDS IS EXPECTED TOMORROW. SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO FORM TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND CREATE LARGE SWATHS OF DAMAGE. MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY DAMAGED OR DESTROYED. THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME WALL AND ROOF FAILURE. HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT. AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK. POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS. THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED. PLEASE BE PREPARED FOR THIS SEVERE WEATHER EVENT TOMORROW AS IT UNFOLDS. ONCE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WINDS BEGIN...DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE!

Obviously not 100% real lol. But anyone know where this is from? The real part minus the stuff I added.

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Hey Zach,

I know your trying to crack a joke with that whole CTP/Katrina thing but I just want to point out that its against the law to emulate a federal agency. That's how that "new math" guy in California got taken out. I know your your trying to have some fun but they take this kind of thing very seriously, especially with the AWIPS headers on and all. If your going to poke fun at an event with an official NWS product make sure it's blatantly obvious its a joke. Otherwise your playing with fire.

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Hey Zach,

I know your trying to crack a joke with that whole CTP/Katrina thing but I just want to point out that its against the law to emulate a federal agency. That's how that "new math" guy in California got taken out. I know your your trying to have some fun but they take this kind of thing very seriously, especially with the AWIPS headers on and all. If your going to poke fun at an event with an official NWS product make sure it's blatantly obvious its a joke. Otherwise your playing with fire.

Ya I did say it was a joke in the next part.

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