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Has anyone else seen this? :blink:

http://forecast.weat...n=12&glossary=1

000

FXUS64 KOHX 180835

AFDOHX

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NASHVILLE TN

335 AM CDT SUN MAR 18 2012

.DISCUSSION...A WEAK SHORTWAVE OVER THE OH/TN VALLEYS CONTINUES TO

TRAVEL NEWD...PUSHING MOST OF THE MID/HI LEVEL MOISTURE INTO THE

UPPER OH VALLEY AND GREAT LAKES. THUS I HAVE SHOWN A DECREASING

POP FOR TODAY AS THE DRIER AIR MOVES IN. I KNOW...I ENDED A

SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION...BUT..ACCORDING TO "GRAMMAR GIRL"

IT`S SOMETIMES OK TO DO THAT.{ :)

LOOKING WEST...THE UPPER TROUGH ALONG THE WEST COAST IS LOOKING

VERY BODACIOUS. FOR THE MIT GRADS...THATS DEEP...ENERGETIC AND

NEGATIVELY TILTED. MOTHER NATURE PULLS MOST OF THE TROUGH NEWD

THROUGH THE NRN ROCKIES/PLAINS. BUT WAIT...SHE FORGOT SOMETHING

AND BY WED AM IT`S SITTING OVER THE SRN PLAINS. IT`S LIKE SHE

DIDN`T BRING HER DOGGIE BAG AND JUST DECIDED TO DISCRETELY WALK

AWAY.

SO THE PILE OF...ENERGY...SITTING OVER THE SRN PLAINS EVENTUALLY

PUSHES ENEWD INTO THE OH/TN VALLEYS ON THU NGT AND FRI. ON THU

MORNING THE GFS AND ECM ARE IN DECENT AGREEMENT ON THE POSITION OF

THIS CUTOFF LOW. BUT THAT DOESN`T LAST LONG. THE ECM INVENTS A

VIGOROUS WAVE IN THE NRN STREAM TO DROP THROUGH THE GREAT LAKES

AND PUSH THE LOW TOWARD THE SE COAST BY SAT EVE. WHILE THE GFS...

SORT KICKS THE CAN...ERR LOW...DOWN THE ROAD. LAGGING BEHIND ABOUT

24 HRS. MY CRYSTAL BALL IS IN THE SHOP FOR REPAIRS...BUT RECENT STUDIES

HAVE SHOWN THAT THE ECM VERIFIES A BIT BETTER...SO I HAVE SHOWN A

DECREASING POP ON SAT AND DRY ON SUN. MORE GOOD NEWS...TEMPS FOR

FRI-SUN WILL DROP TO ONLY 5-8 DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL INSTEAD OF THE

CURRENT 15-20 DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL. WELL THAT`S ALL THE METEOROLOGY

MY LITTLE BRAIN CAN MUSTER AT THIS EARLY HOUR. CIAO.

&&

.PRELIMINARY POINT TEMPS/POPS...

NASHVILLE 81 57 84 60 / 20 0 05 05

CLARKSVILLE 81 58 83 59 / 10 05 10 05

CROSSVILLE 76 54 79 58 / 40 0 05 05

COLUMBIA 82 57 85 59 / 10 0 05 05

LAWRENCEBURG 82 56 84 57 / 10 0 05 10

WAVERLY 82 58 84 59 / 10 05 10 05

&&

.OHX WATCHES/WARNINGS/ADVISORIES...

NONE.

&&

$$

JLM

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I liked it. It reminds me of some of the Birmingham afds are like. There is one there (can't remember his name), who is just funny as hell, coming up with lines like he did...and he does it all the time.

In slow times I am in favor of a bit of humor(obviously). As long as the meat is in the AFD a bit of garnishment is fine with me.

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