Santa Claus
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the year is 2068, the month, January. the average daily high at central park is 74. metfan has been turned into a cyborg by the NYPD so he could play street chess against 8 at-risk youths simultaneously. he posts that he is excited that the fallout from the Tesla train explosion in Ohio got caught in the jet stream and there's a chance for 1-3 inches of ash over Thursday night into Friday. forky complains in banter that the quality of the government's bug jerky rations has been dropping under President Kendall Jenner. rjay still has the fallout guy ass profile picture.
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idk who would dare attack ohio but i trust the military will pay them back dearly
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went for a walk tonight i hope you are all doing well
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"you're going to miss 100% of the shots you take you loser idiot" --wayne gretzsky to me
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more like the new york giant failures
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took everything i won from NYC u0.5 inches of snow 2022 and put it on giants +7.5
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snow weenie suffering is delightful
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house needs an orthodontist
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i see a giraffe
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this will be the coldest winter of the rest of your lives
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depends if he's been watered
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everyone here is a 56 year old man who's the weirdest person in their neighborhood, except forky, who is a cactus
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i am going to long branch today, i am going to walk into the ocean until i get to this marinara trench i've heard so much about. i am bringing eggplant parm
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my niece just handed me an etch a sketch and she's either trying to draw an elephant or there's +10 850s over the metro through february
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ewr 6”
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got drenched on the 4 mile jebwalk tonight, no radar is safe longer than 20 minutes with these quasi-feeder bands also the radar returns are low because i guess the drop sizes are small so even moderate green is a soaker i may have trenchfoot
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we needed this so badly
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got a 3.5 mile jebwalk in around 7:30, received enough water that i may bloom if we can get some sun
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too dangerous to swim as you cannot see the jetties (never mind the currents) but not too dangerous to run in and out of the surf line like a dog or small child
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i was looking at forecasts of 4-6 feet, which is rough but i swam that all day when Earl passed by. now there's a high surf advisory already active for waves up to 8 feet. plus it'll be dogshit weather out of the water. also there's a barbecue i'm invited to with a hot girl there. hot girl and meat vs drowning and being laughed at by everyone here when they find the internet article. choices
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i’m thinking it’s just gonna be too dangerous to swim tomorrow idk
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i could go for a nice sausage
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i'm going to go to the beach saturday out of sheer spite but also the water should still be warm (who cares if it's raining if you swim all day)
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