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  1. Santa Claus
    i wonder how many of the daytime tornado deaths are from people trying to record things
  2. Santa Claus
    gonna get on my tricycle and go stormchasing
  3. Santa Claus
    can’t wait for storms
  4. Santa Claus
    short but robust, they captured my essence at least. and the hat
  5. Santa Claus
    thank you brother inshallah
  6. Santa Claus
    someone's been using my likeness to make garden trinkets
  7. Santa Claus
    bastardi, it's right in the name. it's the whole name actually
  8. Santa Claus
    jesus this is going to be a massacre. these same cells have been warned for what, three hours?
  9. Santa Claus
    is anyone seeing this or are we all socked in and light polluted i guess nobody can see it or that's all we'd be talking about
  10. Santa Claus
    honestly it's the right move
  11. Santa Claus
    in 12 hours you will be unable to use the global financial system i hope you have a lot of dogecoins saved up my man
  12. Santa Claus
    enjoyed the snow too much wind anyone who weenies me will be condemned and sanctioned
  13. Santa Claus
    i would think damp air would make you feel colder than dry air at the same temperature and wind, given the specific heat of water, but it seems like the reduced evaporation might overwhelm that effect. night like this feels warm relatively speaking. if i was a real engineer instead of a glorified dilbert character i'd still be able to calculate this. actually i might just do that idk
  14. Santa Claus
    ball lightning
  15. Santa Claus
    thought i saw some lightning today but it was just the knife i stuck in the electrical socket
  16. Santa Claus
    i just assumed based on how we do things in this country that most of the coastal cities are Nawlins-style flood bowls filled with pumps and surrounded by levies
  17. Santa Claus
    the year is 2068, the month, January. the average daily high at central park is 74. metfan has been turned into a cyborg by the NYPD so he could play street chess against 8 at-risk youths simultaneously. he posts that he is excited that the fallout from the Tesla train explosion in Ohio got caught in the jet stream and there's a chance for 1-3 inches of ash over Thursday night into Friday. forky complains in banter that the quality of the government's bug jerky rations has been dropping under President Kendall Jenner. rjay still has the fallout guy ass profile picture.
  18. Santa Claus
    idk who would dare attack ohio but i trust the military will pay them back dearly
  19. Santa Claus
    went for a walk tonight i hope you are all doing well
  20. Santa Claus
    "you're going to miss 100% of the shots you take you loser idiot" --wayne gretzsky to me
  21. Santa Claus
    more like the new york giant failures
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    took everything i won from NYC u0.5 inches of snow 2022 and put it on giants +7.5
  25. Santa Claus
    snow weenie suffering is delightful
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