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Santa Claus

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  1. is anyone seeing this or are we all socked in and light polluted i guess nobody can see it or that's all we'd be talking about
  2. in 12 hours you will be unable to use the global financial system i hope you have a lot of dogecoins saved up my man
  3. enjoyed the snow too much wind anyone who weenies me will be condemned and sanctioned
  4. i would think damp air would make you feel colder than dry air at the same temperature and wind, given the specific heat of water, but it seems like the reduced evaporation might overwhelm that effect. night like this feels warm relatively speaking. if i was a real engineer instead of a glorified dilbert character i'd still be able to calculate this. actually i might just do that idk
  5. thought i saw some lightning today but it was just the knife i stuck in the electrical socket
  6. i just assumed based on how we do things in this country that most of the coastal cities are Nawlins-style flood bowls filled with pumps and surrounded by levies
  7. the year is 2068, the month, January. the average daily high at central park is 74. metfan has been turned into a cyborg by the NYPD so he could play street chess against 8 at-risk youths simultaneously. he posts that he is excited that the fallout from the Tesla train explosion in Ohio got caught in the jet stream and there's a chance for 1-3 inches of ash over Thursday night into Friday. forky complains in banter that the quality of the government's bug jerky rations has been dropping under President Kendall Jenner. rjay still has the fallout guy ass profile picture.
  8. idk who would dare attack ohio but i trust the military will pay them back dearly
  9. went for a walk tonight i hope you are all doing well
  10. "you're going to miss 100% of the shots you take you loser idiot" --wayne gretzsky to me
  11. more like the new york giant failures
  12. took everything i won from NYC u0.5 inches of snow 2022 and put it on giants +7.5
  13. snow weenie suffering is delightful
  14. this will be the coldest winter of the rest of your lives
  15. everyone here is a 56 year old man who's the weirdest person in their neighborhood, except forky, who is a cactus
  16. i am going to long branch today, i am going to walk into the ocean until i get to this marinara trench i've heard so much about. i am bringing eggplant parm
  17. my niece just handed me an etch a sketch and she's either trying to draw an elephant or there's +10 850s over the metro through february
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