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  1. no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around
  2. this is the pretty goodest winter of all time so far
  3. i am using positive visualization and brown adipose tissue thermogenesis to increase tomorrow’s snow totals
  4. bird strike just took out Cupid and Prancer, i’m losing altitude rapidly
  5. oh now some graupel enthusiast is going to tell santa how his own goddamn workshop operates
  6. i will be honest i have not started making any of this year’s presents yet
  7. my kid failed geometry call that a bad son angle
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