As much as I love snow, cold and the outdoors, I would like to get into skiing. But there are several factors against me
1. I hate looking like an idiot.
2. I hate getting in other people's way.
3. I really hating looking like an idiot and getting in other people's way and paying a small fortune to do it.
4. My wife despises cold.
So I would need a to find a place with facilities dedicated to teaching adults who have absolutely no knowledge/experience. I'm sure they exist but it is probably 10x more expensive than even the already expensive normal places. And even if I could find an affordable one, I wouldn't be able to go because the boss would just laugh at my suggestion.