Some people misinterpret what they read on other forums and social media and post it here without fact checking. That probably takes up the extra time.
It worked for me in 4th grade when i forgot my homework. Rooted for the teacher to forget to collect it. Bent down to pray to the spaghetti monster and i knocked her coffee over. She was too distracted to get everyones homework.
His "honeymoon". Her "i cant believe this nerd is posting on a weather forum while im standing here in a bikini next to him with an aruba ariba in my hand".