Watching some SW tonight... and I decided to take some weather liberties with some of the scenes... and I'mbored... so here goes
Commander of the Weather Weenies: Lord Polar Vortex, this is an unexpected pleasure, we are honored by your presence
Lord PV: You may dispense with the weather weenies Commander... I'm here to put your warmer air back on schedule
Commander: I assure you Lord PV, my weather weenies are working as fast as they can
Lord PV: Perhaps I can find new models to motivate them
Commander: I tell you that this southerly jet streak station will be operational as planned
Lord PV: The SLP Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the weather situation
Commander: But he asks the impossible... I need more weather weenies
Lord PV: Then perhaps you can tell the Emperor SLP when he arrives
Commander: The SLP is coming here?
Lord PV: That is correct Commander, and he is most displeased with the apparent lack of warm air
Commander: We shall redouble our efforts
Lord PV: I hope so Commander, for your sake... the SLP is not as forgiving as I am