Going to try to ask a legitimate question without getting yelled at… is it possible you live in a local snow hole?
Like… yes you have longitude compared to rest of SNE but your latitude negates it?
Perhaps you’re just far enough east that you will dance with the mix line in any event without a parked HP.
For SWFEs, you’re just far enough northeast that it takes forever for it to start precipitating and the warm tongue is always closer than it seems.
For legit coastals with a parked HP, the coastal front parks well to your east, but you’re in a subsidence zone between CF and next band.
I don’t have evidence to support these other than I’ve started picking up and making mental note of them over the years for the Merrimack Valley.