Lol
Picture him giving a sermon in front of George, Anthony, Wolfie and Tiger Torch. Tiger Torch mumbling about how he hates being there and suddenly Wolfie headlocks him. All heck breaks out but the Rev raises his voice and shouts the weenie ten commandments, they turn their heads and nod in agreement.
You shall have no other weenie Revs before Me.
You shall make no Twitter idols.
You shall not take the name of the Rev in vain.
Keep Feb 1978 holy.
Honor your weenie brothers and sisters
You shall not mention non crystallized precipitation.
You shall not commit to wishing for high dews in winter.
You shall post 384 hour snow maps
You shall not bear no snow against your weenie neighbors.
You shall not cancel winter
In the name of Kocin and Uccelini
Amen