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Not sure how much rain my location has had, but my guess is it’s about 5 beers worth.

O’s amazing start! Caps looking great. But the Terps! This one gonna be a March Madness second half I’m thinking.

Happy for those that cashed in. I’ve had the windows open, soft breezes, Irish music jamming. Hell of a day.

This is literally the funniest forecasted day of rain I can remember! It’s like effing Boxing Day with “rain”. I couldn’t clasp my hands together and squeeze a drop of liquid out of any cloud. Dry AF! Well….next?

Not a drop of rain with no breeze so far today. We do severe like we do snow.

Actually. I love Myrtle Beach, so this would be ok too.

Been rooting for the north shift all winter. Now I have to root the south shift!? Fine. One last ditch effort for all the taxable tea in China. Let’s do this!

Oh I forgot. Caps for you every day, but not vs. the Blues. Congrats I guess??

So what’s going on with the Caps these last 2 games? Definitely not themselves. Maybe it’s just a week long hangover after scoring a million goals last weekend. Or maybe it was 100,000 goals? I don’t know. I’m terrible at math.

EPIC idea. I’m down.

Let’s have at least one more fun tracking run and opportunity anyway. I’m down for our last possible score, but I’m also good with spring soon thereafter.

Incredible watching history. First Gretz, but Ovi about to steam roll that. So happy that my window in life gets to witness the greatness from both of them.

Nice! I would have considered stout fest, but I don’t miss Caps games if I can help it. Don’t worry though. I’m drinking some Other Half and Sapwood gems.

How bout dem Caps!!! Ovi creeping closer.

Thanks Jebman. Are they getting obliterated and destroyed by white asteroids that you’ll be happy to shovel from here until eternity?

How ironic. I’m about to walk into a bar for 2 hours.

Sunshine flurries!

Hug every beautiful fluffy snowflake like it’s your last. That’s always been my motto. I would take a snow storm in fucking July! Who cares!? Though, we will need to torch 2 days later so I can get back to my pinky sipping Reunite on ice under a palm tree. Ok. Double IPA. So my point though, I’m here for the snow! Severe season is fine. Eh. Lightning is fun for like a millisecond. Hurricanes meh (unless it’s coming straight up the bay). I don’t give a rats ass when it snows though. Any day of the week in any time of the year. Just lay down a fresh carpet of fluffy white for me. I need my zen Jebwalk moments. Means a lot to me…

Whoops. Typo! Yes. 25. There is beer involvement currently.

35 degrees. Got some dandruff in the air in downtown Bethesda. Enjoying at least seeing some flakes.

So am I hearing this correctly? @Bob Chill carries a Louisville Slugger and is merely looking for a few base hits. HRs are nice, but key hits with runners in scoring position are more important. Did I interpret that right?

Here’s my final forecast. That’s it. I’m not saying another damn thing about it until 0z. ETA—apologies to everyone not in the purple. My crayon ran dry.

Agreed! Laughter can definitely be the cure sometimes. Don’t worry though, I’m sure we have another hilarious epic fail coming soon.

Sooooo….what are you trying to say?

I can’t wait for our first Mitchnicking next winter.