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I'll take "Reasons Why Women Cheat" for $1200.

It got down to 40 overnight, back up to 42.

The ghost of Uga X is currently giving it to Bevo.

Yeahhhhh. That would be a pure shit-pushing. Ohio State may get it.

They didn't take UGA with them this time.

Do it you coward.

This makes sense considering your head is firmly lodged up your ass, there's a 23.6°F difference during the small window of time youre exposed to a non-rectal environment.

Sun went to bed, Mr. Freeze woked up.

Week uh... Christ I can't remember. To Hell with it. Football has brought me closer to my old stomping grounds. Juniata Valley, where the football field is situated in the centre of the sun's flight path.

The hwut? Shawne Merriman?

I guess it is then time to perform the final mow for the season to get everything evened out and ready for the winter. I will then drive the riding mower up the hill to the railroad tracks and will await the next train.

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Can't wait to want to kill myself.

Being close to both Lakemont Park and Bland's Park (now Delgrosso's), I think the first coaster I rode was Skyliner at Lakemont, which even in the 90s it felt like that coaster could fall apart at any time. Great airtime in the back, though. Zyklon at Bland's Park was likely next, followed by Comet and Wildcat. Oddly enough, my first coaster with an inversion credit of mine is Shockwave at King's Dominion, which was a standing coaster followed by the god-awful Anaconda. Sometime after that the SuperDooperLooper and Great Bear, which remains my all-time favorite inversion coaster and #2 all time. Skyrush Uber Alles.

They have warned me about freezing. Sir, I have already frozen.

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Boring. You need to move at least seven of those stations to more important locales.

Yeah but how many are by water? How many are in cool spots? How many are by county airports?

38°F this morning. I didn't immediately hate my life as soon as I stepped out to let the dogs soil the earth.

And it'll be the last fn time I apologize for anything.

Pardon my language.

I just witnessed sleet on the 15th day of October. You can fuck off and all.

We just had a brief downpour and there was sleet mixed in. What the hell?

It's sleeting here.