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I'm all Indian (feather not dot).

And I believe today may be the annual "Fire James Franklin" day. Maybe I'll be wrong, but I don't like it.

I'll find an Italian and scrape some grease off their back before I lube up with the Did.

Found the last bottle, have ya? I was under the impression that used all of that for Kindergarten oil wrestling.

Can't wait to go to the pumpkin patch this afternoon and feel like I need to mist my balls every five minutes while loose straw from the hayride tries to sodomize me. Fun day.

There was a few days last winter, I can't remember if it was January or February where we had close to 18 inches of snow on the ground due to a decent storm, come cold, and then a freak footer.

Way to make yourself look like a real asshole. Congratulations, you played yourself.

This requires me to walk down the creaky-ass steps beside my toddler's bedroom, which will wake him up and I'm stuck watching Blaze and the Monster Machines until 2:30 AM, not a shot in Hell, sir.

F'n Grimace.

The writing was on the wall two seasons ago. The Phillies are old, they're unbelievably flawed in just about every aspect of baseball, their ownership is desperate, and their front office isn't able to buoy all that. "Home run stick go brrrrrrrrrrt" works in the playoffs, see also; 2021 Braves, but it is too susceptible to going cold during a week off and against above average pitching. The Phillies strategy of swinging out of our cleats on the first pitch works when there's a world calamity and Castellanos goes 3/4 with 2 HR and Schwarber and Harper add four more long shots. Useful as a COC flavored lollipop when weak contact is made or you get a batch of dead ass baseballs. Due to the age and the money they spent on a few select individuals, the Phillies may be in trouble in the coming seasons unless they decide to blow past the tax thresholds and buy up every loose FA they can.

What a farce.

I bet the closest shidder to the train station or your office loves you.

I have been warned about freezing.

So... no D0?

What funeral? Viking funeral.

I'm disastexhausted. We need a month of tranquility.

Morons are currently on the beaches in St. Pete and Clearwater. I'm going to go ahead and crush a soapbox right now: If you are in an area that is under mandatory evac, if you are caught outside, the jail sentence you should receive should be staggering. And the fine you receive should bankrupt your descendants. Rescue should not be an option. You are on your own.

Tornadoes. On 95. Wild. Maybe it'll take the drive up to see Pedro.

2pm advisory: 130 mph, 944 mb as Milton grows to be a big boy.

This situation in Florida just screams "Nerd creating an EAS scenario video on YouTube" with the major hurricane and PDS tornadic outbreak. My EAS scenario Bingo card is just missing something happening to a nuclear reactor from being a winner.

Meanwhile, back home, I have been frost advised.

PDS Tornado Warning for Lee and Charlotte counties. This is insanity.

Jesus Christ. Milton's bands are throwing out wedges and stove pipes. This is a Dixie Alley outbreak preceding a major hurricane.

Bubbler, you're the Florida man of the group. Costlier disaster: This thing landfalls just south of Tampa and spares the worst of the surge going right up the gut but still destroys a lot of the surrounding areas, or a landfall around Cape Coral where it appears there is a boom in construction?

Waddams is hanging on. The shear that was supposed to relatively demolish this guy just isn't getting it done and it appears the ERC has finished and final approach may be harsher than initially thought.