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This is absolutely better than anything we had last season. I think the January 20th? threat was as close as we got last season?

Let's nudge that a might west so the guys on the other side of the Allegheny front can score a substantial hit, as well.

Accuweather.com sounding the alarm for "potential blockbuster." These chips are getting heavy already...

Well would you look at that. I'll be right back. I gotta go exchange all this money for some chips.

When's the last time you saw a doctor in the wild? Any of you? I think they've all been replaced by Nurse Practitioners and Physician Assistants. We have been without doctor coverage since 2010.

I can't help but notice you've tempered your excitement on these posts from posting about big events 700 hours out to light snow at some point in the future. That's when you know it's been a few shit seasons with no end in sight.

It's actually the Ohio Valley from Cincinnati through Knoxville. The piedmont gets more snow than the ridge and valley Appalachia anymore, but we're probably more comparable to the Ohio Valley.

Is December 7 too early to cancel winter?

This place died fast lol

Right. It feels seasonal. I'll take this for December 2nd. It would be a bonus if there were some damned snow falling or laying.

I give it a week before it's pulled back.

And I hope Wolf throws the hammer at them. And this hairstylist bullshit is the ****ing worst. People are dying. Children are developing Kawasaki's disease as a result, and Kristen is concerned because her hair is a little out of sorts? **** her. And **** every hairstylist bitching about it. These people would have NEVER been able to make the sacrifices asked of them during the war efforts in the early half of the 1990s. Anybody who bitches about a haircut while people are dying should have to wait three months after the salons open, and then their heads should be shaved.

I think it's time we just move forward and consider May, April, and June the new "winter."

It sucks ass.

Because this is the new normal in the mid-Atlantic. "Winter" is April and May.

Everything you've posted this season has been a total fluke.

This. I got banned permanently from the AccuWeather forums years ago for going off about wishcasting, and posting model images that are not supported by reality is no different.

Alabama is ****ed today. I'm going to be glued to James Spann on Twitter and ABC 33/40's social media when all hell breaks loose.

Also, it would be fitting that our best shot at a decent snow would be the end of March lol

I guarantee you it's going to come to that. Jim Bakker said it best: #TheCollapseIsComing. Only he was saying it to scare old people and morons into buying buckets of shit that he calls food. I'm saying it because the collapse is ****ing here.

Just wait until Trump locks the entire nation down and the looting starts. The Army is coming to enforce the lockdown.

Somehow, my office is open tomorrow. I'm assuming it's the government contract we have? They sent out surveys asking who is immunosuppressed so they can move you further away from the next person. I have no idea how that is possible.

This has Facebook written all over it lol. I'll stick with the CDC and the WHO and Infectious Disease experts.

I'd ration booze more strictly. You can go wipe your ass with an owl if you absolutely have to.

And then go batshit crazy when the happy hour dies lol.