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Good. It'll make that paper work look older, which shows you have been diligently working this entire time. I mean, that's my assumption. I watched Ben Kingsley dump a cup of coffee on some dude's blauschein in Schindler's List to convince the SS he was of an older variety, and while that guy likely still got gassed, he didn't get gassed immediately. I think somewhere in there is the analogy that I probably saved you your job. For now. You're welcome.

I thought universally, the bar was set at 4 inches for significant? I know @candersonconvinced his wife of this, but I thought the meteorological community did as well.

Did Tolleris and JB make amends? I distinctly remember DT going after JB on the regular.

ALEET, YOU ****ERS. JOE BASTARDI DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE WEATHER. ONLY I KNOW THE WEATHER. I MAKE THE WEA... YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM THE WEATHER. ****ING... ALEET.

Going to need a change in the pattern to keep the rich from becoming richer. I haven't cared to inquire about anything past this weekend, but I imagine it gets warm again.

Welp. That would be a cold, clear night around my way lol.

No it doesn't. Nothing just heads for WV. Nobody goes to WV, everything leaves WV.

You weren't crying from Wells Fargo Arena, clearly...

I am ready for my briefing, whenever one of you try-hards wants to provide it

Let's get everyone south and west of 219 involved in this one...

LMFAO

2001kx is in Clearfield. I am in Philipsburg Kerplunk is in State College? Idk why I feel like they are? I wouldn't consider MAG as SC PA necessarily. There's a solid amount of us who aren't from SCPA.

Globalmania runnin' ****in wild, brother.

Shit, I need to get fitted for a crucifix now don't I?

Is this on average? Was it really on average 97.4°F this past year, or are you being a fibbing, full of fiery pants, warminista?

How many of those wins were vacated for three years? Hahaha

The Sixers suck when you're in attendance. The sun sucks when you're at home. Can you go somewheres else for a little while? Maybe take a work trip to Flint, Michigan until June so maybe the weather won't suck and the Sixers will hold a parade

*Notices a few thousand new posts* What in the Wide, Wide, World of Sports is a-goin on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City (take it from here, Thom)

So, second time through 1996, just as shitty as the first?

Can I send you a twenty?

Idk why but I pegged you for a 16-year-old like the kids on the old AccuWeather forums that referred to themselves as "Junior Meteorologist." I guess I'm a dick lol. Nice score.

I was about to and then I slid on my ass 35 feet from the Christmas miracle overnight.

Propagate Eastward was the name of my popcore band in high school.

Exactly. Even if we end up being shut out for the season and we spend all of the season learning how and why we are getting screwed (climate change), I would rather we just discuss the weather, and what the various guidance shows us, than look at clown porn 15 days out that reality tells us will be gone in about four cycles of guidance. The harsh reality is we're getting run over here. It's happening. It's not likely to change. The only thing that's been changing here lately has been the date in which the pattern shift is to commence. So personally, and I know I am a vocal minority here, but I'm here to learn as much as I am to make light of this shit and enjoy the weather. My fear of maths is why I'm not a red tagger. So as much as I love the extremes within each season, I'm genuinely interested in the science of why we're getting the shaft and not so much interested in looking at the future 396 hours from now. If I wanted to see a prediction for three weeks from now that's sure to be vague and end up unverified, I'd pick up the writings of Michael de Nostradame.

The only trend I've noticed is these maps go away after day 7. Wake me up when they're on a five day forecast lol