WmsptWx

I'm not a liar.

Getting nasty out this way

Oh good. I'm hoping to go to the mall, get some Auntie Annes and throw myself in front of a snow plow lol.

You need to know when a joke is happening lol

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service State College PA 1139 AM EST Wed Nov 20 2024 PAZ004-005-010>012-017-018-210045- /O.NEW.KCTP.WW.Y.0015.241121T1800Z-241123T1200Z/ Warren-McKean-Elk-Cameron-Northern Clinton-Clearfield-Northern Centre- Including the cities of Philipsburg, St. Marys, Bradford, Ridgway, DuBois, Renovo, Emporium, Clearfield, and Warren 1139 AM EST Wed Nov 20 2024 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM THURSDAY TO 7 AM EST SATURDAY... * WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 3 and 5 inches. * WHERE...A portion of central Pennsylvania. * WHEN...From 1 PM Thursday to 7 AM EST Saturday. * IMPACTS...Plan on slippery road conditions. The hazardous conditions could impact the Thursday evening and Friday morning commutes. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Slow down and use caution while traveling. The latest road conditions for the state you are calling from can be obtained by calling 5 1 1. && $$

@candersonadvisory hoisted for my locale.

So WmsptWx changed his SN to Santa Clause and was being silly so I changed my SN to WmsptWx to be funny. This stupid fn website has a "one display name change in 30,000 day" policy. I'm still here. I'm just dumber.

It really is. As much as I've come to hate being cold, I still want a thousand feet of snow.

Thursday A slight chance of snow before 10am, then a chance of rain and snow between 10am and 1pm, then snow likely after 1pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 38. West wind 8 to 11 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible. Thursday Night Snow. Low around 30. West wind 13 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible. Friday Rain, possibly mixed with snow. High near 38. West wind 15 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of around an inch possible.

And I will be walking to Tamaqua (because my Hyundai Elantra would die as it hydroplanes on mirages and gets stuck in flizzards) to bury him in it.

I would kill somebody for a chance to get snowed in for a weekend in Jim Thorpe. Phrasing. I don't care. Dig him up, I'll get stuck in him, too. But there's this Harold Potter themed coffee shop in town by the gorge that makes incredible sugar-laced drinks and biscuits and all that, and the thought of getting snowed in and achieving blood sugar 900 on that crap is peak how I want to die.

The kiss of death. Preparing a utensil for snow removal.

Let's drop this about 250 ft or so lol

The public is about to begin pounding the Wx community with "the ground is too warm."