WmsptWx

For what it's worth, I do not know why I insist on channeling a toned down, less offensive to strangers on the Internet version of Gilbert Gottfried when doing DT, but to me it's funny.

HAI IM DAVID MOTHERFN TOLLERIS AND THIS IS THE WEEK IN WEATHER FOR ALL YOU MORONS WHO CANT READ THE LANGUAGE. I USED THE WORD "MORONS" BECAUSE THE R-WORD IS (W)RONG AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH THAT YOURE A R-WORD. ANYWAY, YOU ASSHOLES, THERE'S GOING TO BE WEATHER. ITS GOING TO RAIN SOME PLACES AND SNOW OTHERS. MAYBE THE SUN WILL SHINE, MAYBE PLANET "X" WILL FALL OUT OF THE FN SKY. YOU DUMB ASSHOLES THERE IS NO SKY. FLAT EARTH IS BEING SUSPENDED ABOUT BY NEPHALIM FARTS AND THAT SHID IS BLUE. YOU DUMB SHITS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU ARE TOLD SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PLATFORM AND FOR $22.95 A MONTH I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE PERSONALLY AND CALL YOUR CHILDREN R-WORDS. FOR AN EXTRA $30/MONTH, YOU CAN COME TO MY HOME OUTSIDE OF RICHMOND AND CALL ME AN ASSHOLE. ALEET ALEET ALEET ALEET

I'm not a liar.

Getting nasty out this way

Oh good. I'm hoping to go to the mall, get some Auntie Annes and throw myself in front of a snow plow lol.

You need to know when a joke is happening lol

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service State College PA 1139 AM EST Wed Nov 20 2024 PAZ004-005-010>012-017-018-210045- /O.NEW.KCTP.WW.Y.0015.241121T1800Z-241123T1200Z/ Warren-McKean-Elk-Cameron-Northern Clinton-Clearfield-Northern Centre- Including the cities of Philipsburg, St. Marys, Bradford, Ridgway, DuBois, Renovo, Emporium, Clearfield, and Warren 1139 AM EST Wed Nov 20 2024 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM THURSDAY TO 7 AM EST SATURDAY... * WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 3 and 5 inches. * WHERE...A portion of central Pennsylvania. * WHEN...From 1 PM Thursday to 7 AM EST Saturday. * IMPACTS...Plan on slippery road conditions. The hazardous conditions could impact the Thursday evening and Friday morning commutes. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Slow down and use caution while traveling. The latest road conditions for the state you are calling from can be obtained by calling 5 1 1. && $$

@candersonadvisory hoisted for my locale.

So WmsptWx changed his SN to Santa Clause and was being silly so I changed my SN to WmsptWx to be funny. This stupid fn website has a "one display name change in 30,000 day" policy. I'm still here. I'm just dumber.

It really is. As much as I've come to hate being cold, I still want a thousand feet of snow.

Thursday A slight chance of snow before 10am, then a chance of rain and snow between 10am and 1pm, then snow likely after 1pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 38. West wind 8 to 11 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible. Thursday Night Snow. Low around 30. West wind 13 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible. Friday Rain, possibly mixed with snow. High near 38. West wind 15 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of around an inch possible.

And I will be walking to Tamaqua (because my Hyundai Elantra would die as it hydroplanes on mirages and gets stuck in flizzards) to bury him in it.

I would kill somebody for a chance to get snowed in for a weekend in Jim Thorpe. Phrasing. I don't care. Dig him up, I'll get stuck in him, too. But there's this Harold Potter themed coffee shop in town by the gorge that makes incredible sugar-laced drinks and biscuits and all that, and the thought of getting snowed in and achieving blood sugar 900 on that crap is peak how I want to die.

The kiss of death. Preparing a utensil for snow removal.