OK so this is amazing. Never in my 20+ years of reading AFDs have I seen a poem in one. Here is tonight's from a likely bored forecaster named Rodriguez at BOU: so cool.
Area Forecast Discussion
National Weather Service Denver/Boulder CO
848 PM MST Fri Feb 17 2023
.UPDATE...
Issued at 819 PM MST Fri Feb 17 2023
`Twas a day of photogenic clouds,
and it drew the weather weenie crowds.
They come in search of information,
But I am a man of evasion.
In my brain, emptiness abounds.