Geez, my lawn has never looked like that. No time to work on it myself and not enough disposable income to get an irrigation system and have someone come to do all the maintenance.
I’m as bad as you. I have only a few recollections of either epic snowstorms or epic torches. There was one torch I do recall golfing at Maplegate in Bellingham in February I want recall. Was in the 60s.