Jebman

Massive deathband! Annihilation cometh!

Believe it.

Yep.

This.

I hope you all get absolutely demolished tonight!

In Dale City we had 14 inches on Jan 22, then on Jan 25/26 we were supposed to get 14-16 but got 10. I was doing jebwalks til exhaustion! It was my very first winter on my own far away from my Dad and you better bet I was out walkin in the deep snow! I was diggin snow, I was rolling around in it in the broad daylight! That was about the time everyone started callin me weatherman in Dale City lmao. I was digging snow all over! I attempted to clear the ENTIRE Giant Food parking lot in the middle of the Jan 22 snowstorm in 1987! I was so young and full of energy towards the snow! The manager there was happy - I solved all his problems! I was so excited, I jebwalked from Dale City to Woodbridge, Woodbridge to Dale City, blasting Elton John, ELO, Billy Joel songs all the way at full blast! I jebwalked all over proudly wielding a Jebman Shovel, sliding on any ice I found, striding thru any drifts I found! I was in true snow weenie HEAVEN! Ever since Dale City got the 12 inches of snow a few days ago, I have been blasting Livin Thing by ELO day and frackin' night here in Buda, TX! Whenever The Mid Atlantic gets blasted by heavy snow - All is right in the world! I blast those same songs EVERY time you guys get hit! You're gonna need a Bigger shovel, becuase you're gonna get hit again, and again, by more snow! The Mid Atlantic is on a heater! You guys REALLY need to BLAST this at 980 decibels!

Jan 1987

Thanks, MillvilleWx! I really look forward to your writeups on upcoming winter storms!

I am sorry about that, but you should get some from this system, as well as possibly from an anafrontal setup over the weekend or shortly thereafter. I am pulling hard for snow for the entire Washington Metropolitan Region this winter! This includes the northern and northwestern crews as well as the mountain areas such as Deep Creek Lake.

Plus you have cold ground not to mention snow on snow, surface frigidization is in full play! Every snowflake will stick, from flake 1.

I AM quite pleased! Everything is right in the world, now that I know Dale City got demolished by a foot of snow! The best part is, YOU ARE GONNA GET EVEN MORE! I hope you all get totally DEMOLISHED, totally annihilated!

You're under an WWA right now, Northern Virginia, but trust me, its gonna get upgraded to a warning. Its only a matter of time. You guys are on a heater. There's just no doubt about it. No sleep at all, none, all you are gonna do is chase exciting model runs and drink gallons of coffee then watch the snowstorm unfold right in front of you! You're gonna pile up snow on snow! This is going to be a fun winter!

Latest LWX AFD mentions strong winds on the back of Friday's snowy system. Hope you guys get pasted with heavy snow then 50 mph gusts blow it all over the place! I know its a bit early and I am jumpin the gun a bit here but you guys getting demolished by a foot of snow really made my day today! I want you to get even more!

Fixed.

You are VERY welcome! I am pulling for a lot MORE great snowstorms for you all there in the Mid Atlantic Region! You are gonna get demolished by heavy snow quite a few times this winter!

I have been living down here in northern Buda, Texas since Aug 26 2018. I live on Jerrys Ln down here. I have been spoiled ROTTEN by warm weather the past 2 months lol. I am NO warminista though! I want Dale City to get buried ALIVE in deep snow! I want you guys to get shellacked by a million year blizzard! I want you to get hammered HARD by the snow deform from hell with 6 inch an hour rates for days! Don't forget to pile that snow up on the north side of sunlight blocking objects like houses, cars, whatever and wherever you can find to pile the snow insanely high so that that dastardly sun cant get to all of your precious snow! I have one last weenie question, I am sorry for all of the IMBY questions, but how much snow did Charles Town get, specifically at the Casino? Thanks. And, enjoy that snow! WOW 12 INCHES in Dale City! Isn't that a HECS? Find an icy area, run fast then SLIDE! Roll around and wallow in all that fresh snow at 3am when you know no one will see you lol! Take long jebwalks and dig, dig, dig lots of snow! There's nothing like "stolen" snow! Sneak a jebwalk right in your neighbor's drift in the middle of the night right where everyone is asleep! You guys are gonna get a LOT more snow this winter! This was only a rehearsal!

Thanks, Fozz. I am so happy for everyone who got snow today in the greater Mid Atlantic Region. When that happens, all is right in the world.

Hey does anyone know how much snow Dale City got from this storm?

That, is exactly what is going to happen !

Thanks. Storm is really ramping up, get ready for a serious, serious shellacking!!!!!

Dale City is 32 degrees. I am tracking the Temps there from central Texas lol. Anyone know what kind of precip is Fallin there?

CONGRATS! What have I been tellin y'all all this time? You are going to have a very frigid, very snowy winter in early 2022! Forget the Nina! IT WANTS TO SNOW IN THE MID ATLANTIC! You guys are gonna get SHELLACKED! Happy New Year! Get those Jebman Shovels ready! Get ready for some EPIC jebwalks, as those HUGE aggregates blast past the streetlights! Post pics, or it never happened!

This is without a doubt one of the most helpful posts I have EVER read in this sub.

Well I am pulling for all of you to get hammered HARD with heavy snow! Its about time!