Jebman

Around Jan 25. That's typically when the sun angle declines just enough for you guys to cool down into the lower 90s for highs.

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That's gonnabe important because this is going to be a massively EPIC winter for snow and Little Ice Age magnitude cold, all up and down the Eastern and Northeastern Coasts. You'll be tracking the models right alongside us plus going to school and working.

No guts, No Glory lol

Enjoy the rain and stay safe!

We had a little rain tonight. We probably got a quarter inch. However, Dallas is on their fourth night of torrential rain. Houston is lighting up, too. North Texas will be severely smashed by torrential rain overnight and all day Thursday with no mercy. There will be thousands of water rescues on the Trinity River. Houston is going to get severely flooded well into the day today. We do not flood here in Austin. All we have are droughts, and Lake of Fire HEAT. This is a La Nina year. Austin will be dry. Austin will be extremely hot. There will be little rain, unless you reside in Dallas, Houston or East Texas. This upcoming cool season will remail dry as hell. BUT FIRST we gotta get thru this weekend. Mark Saturday, June 14 on your calendars!! That's all I can say. This weekend is gonna be something else. Austin not getting substantial rain in this drought is the LEAST of our problems.

O's will get better. They'll work things out. Sometimes, it just takes time.

I am hugging the Euro thru June 24. I love the Europeans!

We had this big complex of rain hit us last night. We waited 6 hours for it. When it finally got to us in Austin it stalled about 40 miles off to our west and swirled. We got about a third of an inch then the damn thing just kind of dissolved, as in it turned to clear skies, then part of what remained slammed into Dallas for the 3rd night in a row, then East Texas got waterboarded all morning into this afternoon. Talk about Cursed! Flood watch is in effect 3 miles to my north. Damn. Lucy resides in Hays County TX and she loves to pull that rainy football right out from beneath me, EVERY TIME! I'd pay exorbitant taxes for more rain. 7.20pm Central time update - Yep explosive development is taking place exactly as I had hoped, but NORTH of Buda lmfao. Hey, another day, another EPIC MISS, and at least Lucy is happy. She pulled that football really hard and I got one hell of a sore back, in addition to my left knee and bad feet from jebwalking too damn much 20 years ago in the snow. Showers and storms are developing. They will dump tremendous amounts of rain in the same areas likely into tomorrow night. Unfortunately, Buda is too far south. We are probably 10-30 miles out of the way for the forcing. Some places will get 6 inches by tomorrow later afternoon. What I yearn for is a hurricane, a major, loaded with moisture, and I am so damn DESPERATE for rain, that I want it to be strengthened by aerosol and by unprecedented scalar manipulation, and that this huge overly rain loaded monster would move slowly over Corpus Christi to a point where its center of circ would be southwest of Buda then spin up prodigious rainbands right up from the Gulf of Mexico, and dump excessively torrential, excessively murderously efficient rainband rains over Buda until we achieve 100 billion-year rain tallies. I demand my rainwaters! I am sick and tired of always being MISSED, by nearly every damn rain opportunity! Dallas gets so much frackin' rain they have to sandbag the Trinity River and call in the Marines to RESCUE people!!! Dallas is gonna get smashed by rain tallies for the FOURTH CONSECUTIVE NIGHT IN A ROW! They got it today, too! That place is Seattle, Texas.

HUGE GLOB of rain just piled up inches and inches of fresh rain tallies over north Texas and east. It is going to miss Austin by mere FEET. More frantic middle of the night water rescues in N TX and points east as multiple rounds of efficient rain producers have been pummeling the same areas over and over and over and over again. This has been a BROKEN RECORD since Jan 1 2025. Many waterboarded communities in N TX are fast approaching 30 inches of rain on the year. While Austin begs for rain on its KNEES, crying out for SCRAPS. Yeah, another one bites the dust. This ought to be Austin's theme song for 2025. Because another one just bit the parched dust AGAIN!

Oh, the warm front WILL get as far as metropolitan DC. Only all it will bring is a few sprinkles and fierce 77 degree dewpoints along with a 13 mph south wind and highs around 99 degrees. Even on the 1/10 instance. Lucy strikes again but this time in the sweltering summer. J/K You guys will get incredible thunderstorms and lots of good rain but with minimal damage and no injuries.

This is fine George BM but I would like you to write us up an EPIC Cat 5 Hurricane that stalled in DC for the July Banter Thread. Unprecedented Panic and Destruction!! You could write up the original NWS analysis, then I would do a write up about what people experienced from the epic hurricane. Your analysis and my morbid imagination, if we ever collabbed on a book about the Cat 6 that leveled DC, it would be the best seller of all-time! We'd both retire.

*** Important Weather CONFERENCE Update*** We need a Summer Conference in Central Texas. We'd have endless lightning talks about the Jarrell Tornado. We'd have the foremost tornado experts present and I would do a deep dissertation on the Deep Winter of Feb 2021 in Texas. We aint catering nothin'. We'd be grilling straight Texas BBQ on a HUMONGOUS Texas Grill. We'd have millions of metric tons of Texas Beer! Three unforgettable fun days of just being weather enthusiasts.

Hey! You guys have a lot of weather comin your way, including Tornadoes! Enjoy the rain!

We are heading back to legendary winters in the Mid Atlantic. Great. Solar. Minimum. Little Ice Age reprise by 2030. I am gonna move to Panama. Or maybe even The Amazonian Basin. Plenty of food in the jungle, and nice warm year round. I love summer. I'd go chase river monsters like Jeremy Wade! Or swim with piranhas! Heard its a rush! I am so damned BORED, I'd probably experiment by stickin my FOOT in a small pool full of rapacious piranhas. Hey, I got lightning fast reflexes! I'd SCHOOL Neo in The Matrix of river monsters. Damn I am so fuckin BORED!

This is okay snow, but for REAL SNOW, like six foot megastorms, head for Mammoth Mountain. The Sierras dont play around.

I am jealous................................and BORED. Was reading this. I have been going through deep, deep archives in my old message board. That tornado was sca-reey!

It's gonnabe THE 2013-2014 SEQUEL. Get ready. Buy Jebman shovels, snowblowers, salt, kitty litter and a ton of beer and foods and get those phones ready to play all the tracks that remind you of snow! Get ready for EPIC jebwalks in 5 inch per hour snows. Better stock up a huge supply of whatever you use to stay awake. Because you will be up tracking models for weeks.

If this happened again in the 2020s over NC and VA and the greater DC Metropolitan region, this place would go utterly nuts. I'd JEBWALK over there from Texas if I had to, even with my bad left knee. No frackin' way I'd ever miss that. Imagine FOUR FEET OF SNOW in one storm in eastern Prince William! Everything would be snowbound for weeks. It would be a literal representation of Mammoth Mountain Resort, in the Mid Atlantic!

Been real nice knowin everyone. Tornadoes, 75 mph gusts, 4 inch hails, and 3 inch rains with severe storm forecast to slam Austin throughout the night. I want the rain so bad. I really would not mind training thundershowers with 15 inches of rain all night. But hail and high winds are bad. This is a potentially very dangerous situation.

Might want to stay far from Austin, lol. We have been 94/72 since May 11. We've hit 100 a few times already, too.

I can imagine an A.I. Model coming up with the humdinger of all blizzards in December 2025 for DC. Training thundersnows piling up four feet of wet snow in NW DC in a 36 hr period. lol. It does not know the laws of physics so the sky's the limit for snow in DC according to the A.I.

Enjoy the rain. This trough should bring beneficial rain!

Hundreds of miles north the life giving rains are falling. Texans are pumping all the moisture north. For example in Austin it is 90 degrees with a 77 degree dewpoint. Lots of clouds and strong winds straight off the Gulf of Mexico (I will call that Gulf what the hell I want to lmao) are just cranking up the dewpoints as we send them north with a lot of heartfelt LOVE. We want the central plains to get good rain to grow the wheat and set the livestock up good! This helps everyone in the long run!

With that many Tambora-level eruptions, weather enthusiasts in the Megalopolitan Eastern US Corridor in the 2050s should enjoy massive frigid outbreaks and record blizzards in the NDJFMA timeframes many of those winters!