Jebman

I know for a FACT that Texas is NEVER gonnabe rid of these pesky Arctic Fronts until about late June 2026. Everytime we turn around its another strong windshift to the north and more lows in the 20s. Farmers will be permanently devastated down here. The upper air pattern is STUCK and those godforsaken Siberian cold fronts are all lined up like hypersonic jets in the glide path, all inbound for Buda for at least the next four months. This blocking pattern is more or less permanently stuck and my worst nightmare is a stark reality: The amoc is dead. All my moms beloved plants are stone cold steve austin DEAD. It's too damn cold. Washington DC is too far north for snow and I am too far south for mild weather at night and frost is killing everything down here!

Damn I am itching for an Ice Jebwalk out there lol. Reprise of the Infamous Potomac Mills Ice Jebwalk of 2004.

This month is gonnabe VERY interesting in the Mid Atlantic.

This is going on my new DokuWiki and the ScienceWeather 4 MyBB forum.

Been a while, I think that happened last in the late 1970s when I was 14 lol

Uh-oh storms are coming back to the Pac Northwest and north California Austin is heating up too - Weekend will be in the mid 80s.

You guys jonesing for snow? Check this out!

I can't believe how nice it is in Buda. 60/59 overnight, with 70s expected Tuesday. This weekend, low 80s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am gonna get my beloved warm weather! Monday, low clouds moved fast right off the Gulf of Mexico, bringing warmer moister air just the way I like it! And - Its ONLY early February! The GoM is ALREADY in Bisnass! Man are we EVER gonna have a massive Spring season! I. LOVE. LA. NINA. !!!!!!!!!! La Ninas are hot as heck! Spring = 2011 Summer in Texas, and Summer gets totally REDEFINED, in hot ways NO ONE can even imagine!!!!!!!!!!

Lets reel in PD 3!

This ain't no weak ass frontal thing. It's gonna overperform.

This is a question to the Mets on here and/or expert hobbyists like PSU. Why is it so cold in the East for so long? Why is it so cold in Texas for so long? It's going down to 15 again tonight! We can't take this any more! What kind of Blocking are we experiencing right now? Please don't tell me the amoc has stopped. I can't take that kind of cold. I don't want to see one drop of frzra or one pellet of that damn sleet NO MORE!

Gotta be VERY careful on that ice. Glaciated sleet is extremely hard and very, very slippery.

George BM. You need to brief the NWS. That is how professional your forecast scenarios are.

Tug Hill. You'll never lose. Every big arctic blast goes thru there, you'll be knee deep in snow. Again and again and again. Get a good snowblower.

Please, no more wintry weather in south central TX. I was super fortunate to never fall on that damn ice.

Get on one of those plastic circular 'sleds' like I did once. Go down a sleet covered hill. You will go fast as heck!!!!! Good luck trying to stop. I was wearing gloves. They got shredded. Glaciated sleet pack is superfast stuff. Ride it at your own risk.

Or the new Palisades Tahoe. Hey, they got mountains.

It's true. The DMV is too far north. NC will always get all the snow when we have strong cold air over DC. I might need to write up a morbid story about NC in the Blizzard and thousands of people trying to walk along I95 in waist high, rapidly deepening snow while NE gales scream overhead. Now watch what happens in late April when the Pattern finally changes. DC will get demolished by torrential rain.

I am so upset, my heart will always be in the DMV. I spent 54 years up there!! WE should be getting that bomb cyclone snow, NOT fooking north carolina! I am so upset I damn near almost spilled an extra large cup of hot coffee right on my keyboard. Damn that was close

No kidding! They get demolished so much! I need to learn Japanese!

EPIC sig material

Yeah DC is too far north for NC quality snow.

Damn I coulda made a killing if I was still young enough to dig lots of ice and snow.

This is one of your very BEST! I wanna be fully Snowciopathic, too! Damn I love this! I love ICE like some people love g-d. Ice is the best!

Beginning in the February 2026 Thread, I will start a page about loving and worshipping snow. What started this little slog? Yesterday. Watertown, NY. The camera. I saw they got close to 2 feet of fresh pow. I watched it come down. Now, I want this fate for DCA and vicinity. It would be so wonderful if the public had to deal with 24 inches of fresh snow on top of the glacial catastrophe that is the present DMV. Age has done me NO good. I do not have wisdom. Wisdom and maturity are both grossly overrated. Snow is Number One. More than things, people or even life itself. Having deep ice underneath is even better. Sidewalks are unpassable. People fall. They end up in the streets where automobiles tend to slam on the brakes, and, well you know what happens next. It's gonnabe the worst of the Jebman, and the Best of the Jebman. Get a steel square edged shovel with a fiberglass handle. This is a Jebman Shovel. Use it. You'll need it. Much more winter weather is on the way for Washington DC. Get Spotify on your phone and get headphones. Blast those tracks that remind you of heavy snow. Start taking jebwalks and slide on the ice while shouting Woooooooo----Hooooooo because you're so damn happy there's ice and frigid weather in DC. Put your hands in cold water then walk around on the Washington Glacier and FEEL that wind! Feel those low dewpoints! Breathe it in DEEP! This is NO time to be on that damn couch, stuffing jelly donuts and getting fat. It's high time to channel the Hero within yourself and get the pick, a sledge and the shovel and start removing the ice from DC, one agonizing chip at a time. One more important thing. Ji said I am 12 years old. He's correct, except that I'm really 5. This, is why I worship snow still, in early 2026. You'd think I'd know better after five years. But, I don't. I don't understand why I can somehow remember storms as far back as January 19, 1979 in Alexandria. Or the fact that once we didn't have the Internet. Or reel to reel technology. Landlines, cassette tapes, the Greaseman in DC in the 1980s, tie dyed shirts, the Summer of Love in 1969, and a lot of other stuff. The BLIZZARD on March 13, 1993. The Infamous Ice Storms in northern Va in Jan-Feb 1994, and others. Not bad for a five year old, huh? Oh, and Ji? I still crave for that Carolinas blizzard to hit DCA so hard with 12-24 inches of fluffy snow, right smack-dab on top of the Washington DC Glacier! I want this SO BAD!!! Let's have a Jan 25, 2000 Redux! Let's will this in!