Jebman

We will be clear for the eclipse.

He's going to do a podcast.

I have never been SO WRONG. It was the Nino that couldn't. My hopes were so high and now dashed. Moral of this story: Go West, young man for snow.

Damn. I am brokenhearted and inconsolable.

Lots of impressive storms all over TX, but the one heading for me is of course dying. Hey, at least we are consistent. I wanted that rain so damn bad I could taste it.

Head to Jay Peak. https://jaypeakresort.com/skiing-riding/snow-report-maps/weather-tim-kelley Trust me. Its gonna SNOW, a LOT!

JSpin on the U VT listservers - back in the day he had a memorable account about there being so much snow that he was breathing snow because of severe face shots. There was so much pow and it was still pouring, the maelstrom had dragged on all night and all the instructors were going crazy about the skiing conditions. I wubbed that listserver with all my heart! I got in trouble at work, damn near lost my job from being way too obsessed with the deep pow lmfao! OCD about pow in ski resorts has been a serious problem for me for decades. I just don't care. Never will. 5G and modern devices plus modern ultra high resolution webcams at resorts are making my worship of snow far worse, by a factor of 986 decillion. I worship snow to the utter exclusion of everything and everyone else. I am back to my high school crazies lol. No, WORSE! Especially after the EPIC 2022-2023 snow season at Palisades Tahoe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And after seeing 125 mph winds blowing snow off a lodge roof THIS WINTER at Mammoth!!!!!!!!!! THAT PARTICULAR STORM really fanned my intense worship of cordilleran blizzards with 190 MPH WINDS!!!!!! There is nothing on earth like a Sierran Blizzard! You haven't LIVED, until you see what a good decent Sierran Blizzard does with snow! After the 2022-2023 Season at Tahoe when they got 700 inches, and after the recent Tahoe and Mammoth Blizzard where Tahoe got 39 inches and Tahoe got 8 FEET of snow, and Donner got annihilated by ELEVEN FEET of snow, I absolutely WORSHIP the Sierran snows!

You wanna see a total solar eclipse. You cant go wrong in Texas. No clouds. Great eclipse viewing. Great beer. Excellent bbq and brisket. Hell, you might even decide to STAY here, the bbq and brisket are so good!

That, is absolutely E-P-I-C !!

Okay. It's time to own up. NWS Austin was correct about last night and I WAS DEAD BALLS WRONG! The rain at 145am did not hate Austin, we got smacked by thunder, lightning and 35 mph winds as I ended up hunkering beneath a gas station canopy for 2 and a half hours because of my LEAKY car roof! Didnt even get to do delivery. I was so damn bored I was reduced to reading sci fi PDFs on my tablet because no wifi. I never even saw that coming! It came out of Mexico literally right out of nowhere! The radar said nada at 1230am. I got demolished by rain that I declared was not coming. lmao We got an inch of rain. I didnt get back til 5am lmao.

LMFAO times about 423 quadrillion!!!

All the rain is moving away. Rain hates Austin like ebola. We will get used to it, because La Nina will not spare. It probably won't rain again til 2036. Goodbye most plants. Goodbye most of us too. Been really nice knowing you all.

I am so happy for Sunday River getting good snows!

I love reading J Spin too!

I got a deep belly laugh out of our weather today. 1. NWS fooked up today's forecast. No rain, nothing on radar. Some activity in N TX. 2. Austin is cursed. La Nina will destroy us this year. No rain. Extreme heat, record temps. 3. NWS continues in delusions as they are forecasting as much as FOUR fracking inches tonight! This is beginning to remind me of Evan Almighty lmao. Austin NWS is a complete unmitigated JOKE. MY EXPERT FORECAST for today and tonight. Light winds. Cloudy maybe a sprinkle. Highs in the 70s and slightly humid with 66 degree dews. Tonight light winds. Cloudy with 20 percent chance of showers. Possibly an eighth of an inch of water.

Mid- you should go to Palisades Tahoe and experience a major 8 foot Sierran Blizzard! Those storms mean serious serious bisnass!!!!!

The Austin NWS 'forecasters' never made it out of preschool. They kissed 8ss, sucked 8ss and gave billions of toe-curling orgasms. That's how they got 'promoted' to their missionary 'positions' at the Austin NWS office. I know. They forecasted 80 percent rain Friday afternoon and night, March 15. Guess what? Someone should have told them the front was gonna sag into the Gulf instead of hanging around Austin acting as the focus for showers. That's something the locals here know from 5 years old. You learn when your life depends on rainfall!!!!!!!!!!!! We dont sit in offices sucking our thumbs all day long. Hell, I work like a slave OUTSIDE in this weather! Now these fools are forecasting rain early this morning, 90 percent. They are gonna FAIL. These dumb FOOLS actually BELIEVE its going to RAIN today, March 16!!!!! Heck, I got one hell of a BRIDGE to sell ya! 1. Austin 'forecasters' can't forecast the weather. The only time they can is in summer when its always clear, 101 degrees, partly cloudy and humid. A clock is also correct twice a day. 2. They are so bad and so full of FAIL that AI can't even help them. These people are far worse at their 'jobs', than some "bartenders" on Bar Rescue!!! 3. There is NO mechanism in the atmosphere that can possibly move that front north to Austin by this morning. 'Forecasters' STILL insist we have a 90 percent chance of rain today, Saturday. This is what happens when 'forecasters' CHEAT their way up into the ranks, while kissing serious ass all along the way. 4 Austin is a very dry climate. We know we wont get rain. Even the Nino didnt help us. Now we have a strong Nina developing. Now there's NO WAY IN HELL we get rain. Texas will end up goin the way of the Maya. Nina means we are hot as the very bowels of Hell and extremely dry. We tend to get Ninas in threes, so let's see, we get meaningful rains about 2035. Austin NWS needs to get their fooking act together, change that dumb8ss forecast, to cloudy, 10 percent chance of a passing sprinkle. Rain totals should average about 0.0000000000000001 of an inch. Winds will become easterly about 10 mph. High temps today will be about 70. Dews should be about 60. I am the Weather Expert. NWS sure isn't. Oh, we have some showers forming to my southwest. Too bad that is sliding east.

Steady snow is falling at Mammoth and at Palisades again! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-village https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

Wow Charles Town hit 77 today! This is getting ridiculous! THATS ALMOST 30 DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL!!!!

It is. We hit 84 today with a humid dewpoint of 70. Our LOW was 71! Southeast winds are well established off the Gulf. Normal high is 69, our dewpoint is higher lmao. We are starting to get this on the regular. Leafout is 90 percent and the lawn is a jungle and the mower is broken. That shiny new fiery base state is setting the calendars forward by two months. What will August be like?

OK folks, I deleted my post, I was so happy about Winter Park's snow stake I forgot this is the long range thread. Sorry. You can find the post in Discussion Obs.

Winter Park is getting totally annihilated right now, 9 inches and piling right up. They might get 2 to 4 feet. They have literally piled up one inch as I was watching their snow stake! They might be at 3 inches an hour! The frackin' 10 is getting covered up by snow already!!!!!! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!! https://www.winterparkresort.com/the-mountain/mountain-cams That puppy is up to ELEVEN INCHES, and pouring heavy heavy snow!! There's only one thing everyone here needs to know. I, Jebman, am YOUR one stop shop for all things and places SNOW! I specialize in the Sierran/Cascadian Cordillera, but right now The Front Range is THE PLACE TO BE for deep snows! ALEET! ALEET! Winter Park! YOUR SNOW STAKE IS GONNA GET BURIED BY TORRENTIAL OROGRAPHIC SNOWS before daybreak! Look, I KNOW they clear that snow stake at 4pm sharp every afternoon, but this storm aint gonna wait for that! It's takin' NO PRISONERS! They might end up with five feet of freshies! They have THIRTEEN INCHES as of 352am Central Time!!!! That snow is just TORRENTIAL!!!!!

We hit 83 degrees with 70 dewpoints. I was out working in this. That brand new shiny base state is bringing in spring a month early. We hit 91 in late Feb. We already have 90 percent leafout. That is early for us.

The Front Range is getting DEMOLISHED now!!!!!!!!!!!!! They might get four feet plus!!!!!!! https://www.winterparkresort.com/the-mountain/mountain-cams

I might need to travel west about 30 miles or so but at least I don't need to trek halfway across the country.