Jebman

Well folks ----- Mammoth Main Lodge is getting snow tonight ---- And the Main Lodge LIGHT is ON!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge NO DAMN TEQUILA FOR ME! I AM GONNA WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that WIND is really blowin all that snow all over the place!!!! At times, the wind gusts to 77mph turning the place into a wild milkshake froth! Kirkwood is getting shredded pretty good, too! https://www.kirkwood.com/the-mountain/mountain-conditions/mountain-cams.aspx

Even Better!

Mt Bachelor is getting smashed by heavy snow too!

Well whaddaya know? I found some moderate snow over at Palisades tonight! Stuff is really coming down! It's NOT comin down for the Main Lodge lights at Mammoth though. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine and https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Stevens Pass is getting walloped right now!! Check out these live cams! That snow is comin down HARD and it is PILING UP! https://www.stevenspass.com/the-mountain/mountain-conditions/mountain-cams.aspx

Pattern is starting to favor the East again, especially just after New Years. Sorry for the Optimism but this Room is gonna shut down. Mid Atlantic is gonna get snow and very cold!

Pattern is going to favor the East, specifically the Mid Atlantic for a while. Hey, it had to take a break out west sometime. You can tell me all about how drunk I still am, as you try to dig out of 2-3 feet of wind blown TROWAL snow. Better stock up on shovels and at least two decent blowers.

I ate waaaaaay too many ribs. No more frackin' Tequila for me. That crap made me miss nearly a foot of fresh pow last night at Mammoth. I am in deep mourning over missing out on all that snow blowing past that Main Lodge Light for hours and hours.

This is unbelievable. You guys are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Overdue!

Hey CoastalWx, we want all of you New England peeps to enjoy Christmas with your families and friends, and you shall have record amounts of deep powder come January 2025 right into June!

Dammit! I missed 11 inches of new pow at Mammoth last night because I tried some Mexican tequila and passed out fvck! Damn damn damn! I forgot about mammoth and by the time I remembered, it was over. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! NO MORE SNOW THERE TIL LATE JAN! I MISSED MY CHANCE!

Meanwhile, in other news, it is raining HARD only a few miles east of Buda, and I am crying bah-humbug, because these are major rain producing storms and we are missing out dammit.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLAST THIS AT ABOUT 300 DECIBELS

This is beyond Fabulous! The snow gods WILL smile on the DC region this winter, bringing lots of deep powder and vodka cold! H2O this is so damn good you just won a full semi chock full of ice cold IPA's free of charge!

Palisades Tahoe is getting smashed by snow right now, with 7 fresh inches already on the ground! Pile it up! Pile it up! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine Man you gotta see that HUGE BROBDINGNAGIAN pacific moisture feed lining up aimed STRAIGHT AT Palisades and Mammoth!!

George BM I ask that you write us up a nice blockbuster blizzard event for the DC Area for the new January 2025 Banter thread. Please describe a developing superstorm with a huge Brobdingnagian TROWAL and Mammoth -like snow amounts for the entire region, to the tune of 6 feet along with 40 to 70 mph winds from the NE. Let's start the New Year off proper.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Whats a Commodes game?

Congrats to you all on your Christmas winter event, and congrats to us down in the Lone Star State as we celebrate 80 degrees today!!!!! With a 60 degree dewpoint! I was out conducting summer-like jebwalks, short ones to be sure, I had summer attire on, hard to believe with NYE only a week away! I was drinking gallons of hard lemonade like an overly hot horse after winning the Preakness!

I probably shouldn't have. I just want everyone in the DC area to have a white Christmas. Or at least a white New Years Eve. You guys sure have one hell of a frigid air mass in place.

Wow man I am doing my weather readings, you guys are freezing cold right now! Its 25/12 with ENE winds? That's Dale City. At MGM National Harbor it is 23/11. It's getting FRACKING COLD up there! You guys are in for one hell of a super uber COLD winter with a ton of wind driven snow!

Oh no you don't! Keep that stuff in the Mid Atlantic! NOAA has Texas penciled in for delightfully way above normal temps next month!!!

Nope. This is gonna be good for the Mid Atlantic.

Well that's why you guys live in the NNE - You get 39 inch snows without breakin a sweat! That's excellent jebwalking weather! Wishin' you all a white festive Christmas!

Those who poo poo cold air in winter I got just the place for ya - We average 66 in Jan with lows in the mid 40s. Some winters we don't even have frost Look, I know this is absolutely crazy coming from The Jebman --- But I love this place so much! They had to drag me kickin' and screamin' all the way down here - But now I love it with all my heart! 7 month long summers are Da Bomb!