Jebman

Damn Lucy orchestrating a once in a century rug pull.

I hope MillvilleWx gets 70 inches of snow from this.

The 5D ascension Thread: A Tale of Two PSU Blizzards, Back to Back. You'll get the snow. The storm will come back on the models. It was only a hiccup, and the resurrection thread will save the storms.

Not in south central TX. Weds we get 29/14 and maybe sleet FRZRA thrown in for bad measure. You guys need to get the snow and we get mild and BBQ with decent Texas beer.

Except the southeastern Virginian guy is getting the northern crew's winter, and the MDers are probably whiffing feathery cirrus. So are the Dale City'ers. Whiffing high ice clouds, minus the high.

Panic Room is shutting down. More snow on the way for Mid Atlantic and no more panic, LOTS happiness inbound in the next 10-14 days.

Mammoth has been opened up. Lots of elated skiers enjoying DEEP pow. Its 42 there. Good to see them getting back to standard operations again. Mid Atlantic has a few big snows incoming, too.

Mammoth is opening up. They have a Piston Bully 600 snow cat up on the 11,000 foot summit clearing an 8 foot drift. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-summit

This. Better see a doc about your liver lol

I Guarantee you. If you start Part II of this February Medium Long Range Thread. You will get February Buried by the Feb 20-22 Blizzard, AND by the March 2-5 Blizzard. You will be SICK AND TIRED of snow, You will have had it with digging snow. You will be EXHAUSTED of snow jebwalks. It just WANTS TO SNOW. The snow gods are smiling on DC right now. These are the Times, to remember. Blast this track at over 900 decibels. This is one of my FAVORITE snow jebwalk songs from Back in the Day, in 1987.

Man I hope with all my heart that you guys get demolished by snow on Feb 20. I hope you guys track this storm to your heart's content, and then it hits DC HARD, then proceeds to overperform with a TROWAL straight outta Hoth!

Love that March 2 Euro hit so much! If that ever happened, then to hell with Mammoth. Imagine the DC Metro Region getting hit with a BECS like that!

This is 6 days out, but I'd take another sixteen inches of snow in Dale City FTW!

Mammoth Ski Resort has been closed down for today but is planning to resume operations tomorrow. Two members of their Ski Patrol got caught in an avalanche on Lincoln Mountain which comprises part of the Mammoth resort. Six feet of snow have fallen in the past 48 hours amid 75 mph winds which tend to load cornices. Both were rescued, one is responsive, the other sustained really bad injuries and was transported to a local medical facility.

It's ridiculous, 80 inches of snow in 2 days at Mammoth. I have never seen two to three feet of snow on the walk at the Village. At Woolly three were 3 feet of snow in the lot. Some places had 8 foot drifts. It took plows quite some time to get that snow off the Woolly Lot! I watched them do it around 7am Texas time! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-village Mammoth got just four inches shy of 7 FEET of fresh snow. This is going to be a legendary day of epic powder turns and incredible stashes! Talk about wide open powder! IF THEY CAN GET THE LIFTS RUNNING. IF THEY CAN GET THE RESORT REOPENED. They have sure done an EPIC job of clearing the roads and parking lots, though! These people sure know how to use end loaders with huge scoops! Saw how they did it myself earlier this morning!! They have got an absolutely Brobdingnagian mountain of piled up snow in the Village! Gotta hand it to these guys especially on the Deck at Main Lodge! They are really busting their ass BIG TIME clearing snow with shovels! Some of that snow was drifted 6 feet high earlier! They have got wind holds on lifts, delays all over. Gonna take some time to sort out about 6 feet of snow along with still very high winds especially up top we are talkin 9 to 11 thousand foot elevations and enormous drifts!

Its a steady milkshake froth at Mammoth, a steady grey wall. The Resort is under serious attack by extremely heavy snow and high winds right now. They are forecast to get 24 inches tonight. It's gonna overperform like last night. This is the kind of blizzard you can get lost in and DIE. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

It is just POURING SNOW at Mammoth right now! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge TWO MORE FEET TONIGHT, ON TOP OF 4-5 ALREADY ON THE GROUND, BLOWING AROUND IN A BANSHEE 70 MPH WIND IN A MILKSHAKE FROTH! At Woolly Lot, so much snow has accumulated and blown around that these dunes of snow have formed across the lot! It's just UNBELIEVABLE what this incredible, Brobdingnagian storm has been wreaking on Mammoth in the past 17 hours!

Mammoth has four to five feet of snow so far from this Brobdingnagian blizzard, with another two feet expected overnight. Many walkways have not been cleared since last night. Snow continues to pile up and blow around, obliterating many familiar landmarks. I think Mammoth made a half hearted attempt to open today but there was just too damn much snow! Avalanche danger was pretty bad as well. It is very addicting watching their live streaming cameras. That snow has been pouring down for nearly 24 hours straight! When that wind gusts to 70mph, it becomes a milkshake froth! They get greywalled bad! You could jebwalk out there and get seriously disoriented then easily freeze to death.

Men shoveled out the stairs on the Woolly Lot 4 hours ago. It is nearly buried again. Did they just pile on 2 feet in 4 hours? This storm is BEYOND incredible! The Guest sign and dividers, are ALL under snow! I know that place like the back of my hand from watching the cameras for 3 years. Today, I am LOST. Landmarks are getting snowed under!

Some say Earth is flat and there are more oceans and continents beyond the Antarctic Ice Wall. They say the Dome is 73 miles up. That's what I have seen on X, not necessarily my personal beliefs.

Man, Mammoth has already piled on an additional 14 inches since 9am Mammoth Time. They got people with SHOVELS in the Village, digging the snow manually! Plows must be blowing gaskets right and left. Or, my snow enthusiasm must be catchy lmao.

You gottabe KIDDING me, right? Woolly Lot they got people pushing snow SHOVELS! In that deep snow? This screams HEART ATTACK DANGER in BIG red letters! You'd have to be fooking CRAZY to try and even THINK about trying to dig all that snow with a puny shovel! Those aren't even Jebman Shovels! A Jebman shovel is a strong steel flat edged shovel! Get a blower! This is a major ski destination, not Jebman's neighborhood back in January 8 1996! Use a PLOW! Steal the motherfooker if ya have to! Its gon' snow all day! They are gonnabe BUSY removing all that snow from the roadways, sidewalks and its gonnabe HELL trying to dig snow where you can't use blowers! They are going to need to do a tempo SHUTDOWN. This is starting to push a 2023 FebruBURIED type scenario! They have about eighteen people out there digging snow on the Woolly Lot right now! Not sure if they are resort staff or just a bunch of over excited snow weenies trying to channel an overexcited Jebman back in the Day, circa 1996. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Plows must all be snowbound LMAO! At a Sierran ski resort like Mammoth! This, is one Brobdingnagian blizzard! This is a wide open powder shot type of day, and talk about free refills! This is an incredible situation if you are a skier BUT watch out for tree wells! You got so damned much fresh soft pow out there it is surprisingly easy to fall into one and the snowpack is 8 or more feet deep! Always ski with a buddy and keep each other in sight at all times! It isnt a bad idea to wear one of those avalanche beacon type thingies!

Mammoth got completely DESTROYED last night! They got TWO FEET of fresh snow overnight! The landscape is so altered I can't make anything out whatsoever! This is the MOST snow I have ever seen smash the Village level overnight! They have a Brobdingnagian pile in the Village! The Woolly Lot is one flat snowscape! It's hard to make much out, because of all the new snow and the torrential snow which is still falling! They are expecting 39 MORE INCHES of freshies TODAY! You do realize this means the instructors are gonnabe going crazy today! Two feet overnight, three and a half MORE feet of fresh snow TODAY! Staff will be frantically running avalanche control and its an all hands on deck situation as every worker there will be pushing a snowblower or frantically trying to dig snow! Bring your low light goggles and snorkels and look the fook out for tree wells! This is a classic set up for those! Don't get damn near Jebman'ed almost fallin in a deep tree well from trying to jebwalk around at Palisades a couple years ago! This is a perfect setup for going off-piste but also NO time to be stashing around in the trees especially in wind-buffed spots! If you are jonesing for snow Mammoth is far and away THE BEST PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW! Two feet on the ground, three and a half MORE feet of snow today, even more tonight! Is this 2025, or 2023?????

Mammoth is getting obliterated by heavy snow. They just upped the forecast from 8 to 12 inches, to 12 to 18 inches overnight. Looks like 10 to 13 have already piled up. Even though the lights are off, you can see ground features have changed a lot. They will get even more on Thursday! Woolly Lot the visibilities are downright nil at times, not from wind, but from unbelievably torrential snow! Radar shows decillions of metric tons of Pacific moisture impacting the Sierra, and between the 10000 foot elevation and the dynamics of the Pacific system, incredible amounts of fresh snow are falling on all the northern California resorts! Thursday will be a massive powder day with even more snow! Looks like 15 inches on the Woolly Lot as of 4am local time, snow is falling torrentially.

This.