Jebman

Some say Earth is flat and there are more oceans and continents beyond the Antarctic Ice Wall. They say the Dome is 73 miles up. That's what I have seen on X, not necessarily my personal beliefs.

Man, Mammoth has already piled on an additional 14 inches since 9am Mammoth Time. They got people with SHOVELS in the Village, digging the snow manually! Plows must be blowing gaskets right and left. Or, my snow enthusiasm must be catchy lmao.

You gottabe KIDDING me, right? Woolly Lot they got people pushing snow SHOVELS! In that deep snow? This screams HEART ATTACK DANGER in BIG red letters! You'd have to be fooking CRAZY to try and even THINK about trying to dig all that snow with a puny shovel! Those aren't even Jebman Shovels! A Jebman shovel is a strong steel flat edged shovel! Get a blower! This is a major ski destination, not Jebman's neighborhood back in January 8 1996! Use a PLOW! Steal the motherfooker if ya have to! Its gon' snow all day! They are gonnabe BUSY removing all that snow from the roadways, sidewalks and its gonnabe HELL trying to dig snow where you can't use blowers! They are going to need to do a tempo SHUTDOWN. This is starting to push a 2023 FebruBURIED type scenario! They have about eighteen people out there digging snow on the Woolly Lot right now! Not sure if they are resort staff or just a bunch of over excited snow weenies trying to channel an overexcited Jebman back in the Day, circa 1996. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Plows must all be snowbound LMAO! At a Sierran ski resort like Mammoth! This, is one Brobdingnagian blizzard! This is a wide open powder shot type of day, and talk about free refills! This is an incredible situation if you are a skier BUT watch out for tree wells! You got so damned much fresh soft pow out there it is surprisingly easy to fall into one and the snowpack is 8 or more feet deep! Always ski with a buddy and keep each other in sight at all times! It isnt a bad idea to wear one of those avalanche beacon type thingies!

Mammoth got completely DESTROYED last night! They got TWO FEET of fresh snow overnight! The landscape is so altered I can't make anything out whatsoever! This is the MOST snow I have ever seen smash the Village level overnight! They have a Brobdingnagian pile in the Village! The Woolly Lot is one flat snowscape! It's hard to make much out, because of all the new snow and the torrential snow which is still falling! They are expecting 39 MORE INCHES of freshies TODAY! You do realize this means the instructors are gonnabe going crazy today! Two feet overnight, three and a half MORE feet of fresh snow TODAY! Staff will be frantically running avalanche control and its an all hands on deck situation as every worker there will be pushing a snowblower or frantically trying to dig snow! Bring your low light goggles and snorkels and look the fook out for tree wells! This is a classic set up for those! Don't get damn near Jebman'ed almost fallin in a deep tree well from trying to jebwalk around at Palisades a couple years ago! This is a perfect setup for going off-piste but also NO time to be stashing around in the trees especially in wind-buffed spots! If you are jonesing for snow Mammoth is far and away THE BEST PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW! Two feet on the ground, three and a half MORE feet of snow today, even more tonight! Is this 2025, or 2023?????

Mammoth is getting obliterated by heavy snow. They just upped the forecast from 8 to 12 inches, to 12 to 18 inches overnight. Looks like 10 to 13 have already piled up. Even though the lights are off, you can see ground features have changed a lot. They will get even more on Thursday! Woolly Lot the visibilities are downright nil at times, not from wind, but from unbelievably torrential snow! Radar shows decillions of metric tons of Pacific moisture impacting the Sierra, and between the 10000 foot elevation and the dynamics of the Pacific system, incredible amounts of fresh snow are falling on all the northern California resorts! Thursday will be a massive powder day with even more snow! Looks like 15 inches on the Woolly Lot as of 4am local time, snow is falling torrentially.

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Anyone Jonesing for some snow? Look no farther than Mammoth Ski Resort! The latest blizzard is just getting started! Three to four FEET of new snow are expected over the next 2 days! Rates will become ridiculous, falling at as much as three inches an hour! This storm is LOADED FOR BEAR with moisture! The Lights are ON!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Snow will soon be blowing along the Woolly Lot! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Palisades is getting slammed too! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades The Jebman always brings you THE LATEST in fresh snowfall!

Dale City got 22 inches on the season, this is above average! I'll take it! We got one more snow yet. It may be a KU. Remember you heard this from The Jebman first!

Thanks. Thats the second time Dale City has gotten 10 inches of snow this winter.

Anyone know how much snow Dale City ended up with?

I loved the Eagles winning the SB. I am so damn TIRED of hearing my mom shrilling about her damn Chiefs. For once on SB night, there was blessed peace lol. EE-GLES! EE-GLES! EE-GLES!! Let's do this next year, too! Let's have an Eagles Dynasty! Have them win so many Superbowls they will have so many chips they could clean out the Blackjack at WinStar!

The pattern is going to dump a lot of snow after Feb 20! I know this because my right knee is killing me again. Its gonna be full of potential, multiple chances for snow. Besides, we ARE overdue for a genuine Kocin-Uccellini blizzard in DC! It's gonna dump 34 inches of snow in DC and be called the KU-Jebman Blizzard of 2025.

Mammoth is entitled to snow. Speakin of snow, tomorrow night they get slammed again with at least 3 feet of fresh snow!

You know what's really gonna get my goat? We have 6.6 inches on the year, but you guys will smash it in the next few days! Damn, south central Texas can never keep up. Down here we are like old men with severe ED.

This place has become so forlorn.

Whatever you do - Don't get a 12 inch tablet with its own internet and 5G. Talk about addicted. I have a ton of missing time lmao

Thanks. Looks like they may have a shot at 10. Radar presentation looks good. Someone is definitely getting a foot.

Anyone know how much snow in Dale City?

There's a metric ton more behind that, too! I am having a very good day, because it's THE MID ATLANTIC getting CRUSHED by heavy snow! It's nighttime and it's piling up! Let's say Dale City has 6. It is probably nearer 7 tho. 10.5 in Jan, another 2 inches from another storm and now 6-7 inches, my old stomping grounds are officially above average for the season!

I hope you guys get annihilated by snow!

Roger that. Lots of moisture with this. South Central Texas is in for yet another round of heavy rain tonight on top of the 3.5 inches we got this afternoon. For the Mid Atlantic, high probability this puppy will overperform. Get those shovels ready!

You guys are gonna get demolished! Enjoy!

This is amazing! I am so happy some in the sub have a shot at a FOOT of fresh snow! Told ya this puppy was gonna max out!

Tonight with that sun gone, snow will really pile up!

Radar looks good. Moderate to heavy snow will keep right on piling up.