Jebman

Look out western Ski Resorts in the Sierra thru Saturday night! Damaging winds along with snow, becoming very very heavy at places like Palisades and Mammoth tonight on into Saturday and Saturday night! THE MAIN LODGE LIGHTS ARE ON!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge They are going to get annihilated later tonight into Saturday! Massive refills and epic stashes are on tap into Sunday off-piste! Snow is blowing off that ROOF! Its ramping up! Its ONLY mid-December with MONTHS of epic snows incoming! Ain't it GLORIOUS?!!! WOOLLY CAMERA showcases the blizzard-like conditions resulting from considerable snow rates combined with very strong winds! Snow is being blown right off the snowpack onto the parking lot there! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Even with the lights mostly out, that WIND at the woolly camera lot is just blasting snow across the lot! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

You guys have GOT to check out that Watertown camera above! They are getting obliterated by truly brobdingnagian snow rates!!!

Restless weenies need to head to https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Its snowin and blowin hard. they got ten inches already today. Free refills into tomorrow, lots of stashes off piste. Watertown is getting blasted too Right now Buffalo NY is WORSE than Mammoth!!!!! Am I gettin' my snow fix? yeah, I might be gettin' my snow fix, in MULTIPLE places!

Check out the falling and blowing snow at Mammoth! Them LIGHTS are ON! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

Alright folks, we have snow at BOTH resorts! The Western storm train is BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!! Palisades https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams Mammoth!!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

It's happy hour right now in the LES belts, Bachelor, and Palisades and Mammoth. I'm on my tablet so hard to put up links but trust me they are getting smashed by snow! Mammoth woolly cam is getting absolutely assaulted by snow right now! HUGE, Brobdingnagian aggregates! Prolly 2-3 inch per hour rates as prodigious Pac moisture gets forced upward 9000 feet then dumps on the resort!

I'll tell you what has me panicking bad. Virginia's warmth warmer than our cold in Texas. Man that's BAD. We are gonna lose all our plants tonight to a freak 26 degree freeze. Damn.

Just a heads up - Mammoth and Palisades may be gearing up for more snow this weekend on into the following week! One more item - I can't tell you how I know this, but this winter is going to be colder than the last several. There have been serious, serious changes in the overall setup. Just trust me on this, this past summer, no leaves at all burned like they always did the past summers. Get ready for some WILD weather this upcoming winter, because The Times - They Are A-Changin'. These changes are PERMANENT, by the way. This, is not a La Nina pattern. It is a La Colder Pattern. Its not about the jet stream, either.

Like when is Palisades Tahoe and Mammoth Mountain gonna get another big cold atmospheric river to smash right into those Sierras? I am lookin' forward to it! We need a TRAIN of atmospheric rivers chock full of prodigious Pacific moisture to slam right into the Sierras and dump dump DUMP meters of snow, whipped by 140mph winds at elevation!

Man it was COLD in south central TX today only 48 and drizzle! Man this is gonnabe a record bad winter! I wish I lived in the Central Amazon hunting River Monsters with Jeremy Wade! They never get cold there! I am perfectly miserable in this frigid wasteland! It's wonderful at 94/72 with brilliant sunshine and dusty trees and months of that delightful weather ahead! So much for La Nina and drier and warmer!!! NO SUCH ANIMAL here in Texas this year. We are shyte OUT OF LUCK. Its gonnabe record cold and we will lose all of our beloved plants. Probably record ice accretion as well, breaking three foot wide oak trees right off! Meanwhile on the other side of the meteorological ledger, the DC Metropolitan Region will be far below normal, with recurrent storms, many of which will dump crippling amounts of powdery wind driven snow! People in the DC area will be absolutely sick to death of shoveling snow and numerous snowblowers will blow gaskets! Major unrest will develop over parking spaces and neighbors squabbling over who should dig what snow! People exchanging blows and even going all-out MMA over a frickin' BAG OF RANCH FLAVORED NACHOS! PSU having to clamber out of fourth floor windows just to get out and have a look at the incredible New Ice Age monster drifts! Yeah this will be an exciting, but highly whiplashed variable winter in the Mid Atlantic! I'll just have to freeze slowly to death in Texas this winter amidst the wreckage of numerous oak trees smashed by 97 billion year ice storms as climate change runs amok.

Jay Peak is getting snow. It is about 16 degrees with a 7 degree dewpoint. https://jaypeakresort.com/resort/photo-day Click on the Stateside Cam. Jay Cloud is in full effect.

I will NEVER forget Snowzilla. I had to dig out my dad's car. Then my neighbor two doors down. Then my next door neighbor. Then the damn guy across the street, finally the lady directly across from us. I was exhausted and truly weary of snow, and some neighbor just had to put in, "I want to see you demonstrate those Jebman Standards." That's what I get from fifty years of running my big mouth about digging snow. I NEVER even realized many of my neighbors were reading American Weather, and even Eastern US Weather before that!!!! Now, they can all dig snow. Ha ha ha, I am safe in snowfree south central Texas.

Damn, major FREEZE may be coming next week midweek for south central Texas. Sayonara to all our flavorful super sweet figs. We've been snacking on those all summer and this fall. Damn these arctic fronts! I thought this was supposed to stay well east! I HATE arctic fronts and winter in south Texas! I love arctic fronts and deep snow in the Mid Atlantic! Our normal January high temps are supposed to be around 59! So why are we stuck near 50 today in early Dec? Look, I don't want another repeat of February 2021 or 2022. That was hell down here! We are not prepared for it. I want that to happen to the DC Region with highs in the upper negative single digits and three feet of powder snow worthy of Mammoth in an all-out AR! And Blizzard Warnings covering everyone from North Maine down to south Georgia and west past West Virginia! Hey, It's YOUR TURN, now! The Atlantic Circulation stops cold. A storm forms then gets captured in the classic 40/70 Benchmark position relevant to most of the DC Metro Region, then spins in place and dumps ridiculous amounts of snow for the DC Region for days and days from a Brobdingnagian sized TROWAL, making DC resemble Erie, PA in a major Lake Effect Snow scenario, for about 7 days. (Let's see George BM do better than THAT outcome in one of his weather yarns!) RIDDLE me this Batman: How on earth can Texas get so freezing COLD and Mammoth gets NO SNOW? I crave my next snow fix on mammoth mountain!

How many traces does it take to get a trash can topper?

If you guys can just get some moisture up in there with that Alaskan cold......... I'd love to see the Mid Atlantic cash in.

WOW you guys in Dale City are COLD!!! I am getting my daily weather readings right now, and Dale City is a frigid 29 degrees with an 11-degree dewpoint! Man, that's downright Magadan, Russia COLD! That's WAAAAAAAAY too cold for me down here in TX! Just saw Charles Town, West Virginia, in your region is running ~24/13, damn that's cold as crap! They are definitely gonna see some wintry with that next system. Just saw MGM National Harbor in MD, running 24 degrees with an 11 degree dewpoint, not counting those northerly breezes! Boy that would be a good time for a hearty jebwalk on that deck at National Harbor Casino!

You'd be warmer than south Texas.

This entire winter will average ~ +4 right into June 2025.

YOU ARE THE REAPER! You need to Don that Garment of Death! You need to rule the Eastern Realms with extreme prejudice!!! This is going to be a very mild winter nationwide! They are going to get 12 feet of RAIN at Mammoth in Feb 2025 and I will require a Reaping! This entire sub will need massive amounts of Reaping! Get your azz out of Retirement and get back on the Job!

More variability with more opportunities to max out on snow potential. Hey you guys may have some snow showers Thursday morning!

How do you walk around in 4 feet of lake effect snow?

CONGRATS on all your snow!

George BM, don't make me have to do a write up about The Day After Tomorrow in DC........ That, was weak sauce. You can do better, GBM. Let's have it, a blockbuster KU Blizzard that cripples the entire east coast megalopolis for weeks with meters of snow and frigid, Magadan Russia-like values.

GBM I wanna see you write about a gigantic snowstorm hitting DCA for Dec 1 please!