Jebman

Like when is Palisades Tahoe and Mammoth Mountain gonna get another big cold atmospheric river to smash right into those Sierras? I am lookin' forward to it! We need a TRAIN of atmospheric rivers chock full of prodigious Pacific moisture to slam right into the Sierras and dump dump DUMP meters of snow, whipped by 140mph winds at elevation!

Man it was COLD in south central TX today only 48 and drizzle! Man this is gonnabe a record bad winter! I wish I lived in the Central Amazon hunting River Monsters with Jeremy Wade! They never get cold there! I am perfectly miserable in this frigid wasteland! It's wonderful at 94/72 with brilliant sunshine and dusty trees and months of that delightful weather ahead! So much for La Nina and drier and warmer!!! NO SUCH ANIMAL here in Texas this year. We are shyte OUT OF LUCK. Its gonnabe record cold and we will lose all of our beloved plants. Probably record ice accretion as well, breaking three foot wide oak trees right off! Meanwhile on the other side of the meteorological ledger, the DC Metropolitan Region will be far below normal, with recurrent storms, many of which will dump crippling amounts of powdery wind driven snow! People in the DC area will be absolutely sick to death of shoveling snow and numerous snowblowers will blow gaskets! Major unrest will develop over parking spaces and neighbors squabbling over who should dig what snow! People exchanging blows and even going all-out MMA over a frickin' BAG OF RANCH FLAVORED NACHOS! PSU having to clamber out of fourth floor windows just to get out and have a look at the incredible New Ice Age monster drifts! Yeah this will be an exciting, but highly whiplashed variable winter in the Mid Atlantic! I'll just have to freeze slowly to death in Texas this winter amidst the wreckage of numerous oak trees smashed by 97 billion year ice storms as climate change runs amok.

Jay Peak is getting snow. It is about 16 degrees with a 7 degree dewpoint. https://jaypeakresort.com/resort/photo-day Click on the Stateside Cam. Jay Cloud is in full effect.

I will NEVER forget Snowzilla. I had to dig out my dad's car. Then my neighbor two doors down. Then my next door neighbor. Then the damn guy across the street, finally the lady directly across from us. I was exhausted and truly weary of snow, and some neighbor just had to put in, "I want to see you demonstrate those Jebman Standards." That's what I get from fifty years of running my big mouth about digging snow. I NEVER even realized many of my neighbors were reading American Weather, and even Eastern US Weather before that!!!! Now, they can all dig snow. Ha ha ha, I am safe in snowfree south central Texas.

Damn, major FREEZE may be coming next week midweek for south central Texas. Sayonara to all our flavorful super sweet figs. We've been snacking on those all summer and this fall. Damn these arctic fronts! I thought this was supposed to stay well east! I HATE arctic fronts and winter in south Texas! I love arctic fronts and deep snow in the Mid Atlantic! Our normal January high temps are supposed to be around 59! So why are we stuck near 50 today in early Dec? Look, I don't want another repeat of February 2021 or 2022. That was hell down here! We are not prepared for it. I want that to happen to the DC Region with highs in the upper negative single digits and three feet of powder snow worthy of Mammoth in an all-out AR! And Blizzard Warnings covering everyone from North Maine down to south Georgia and west past West Virginia! Hey, It's YOUR TURN, now! The Atlantic Circulation stops cold. A storm forms then gets captured in the classic 40/70 Benchmark position relevant to most of the DC Metro Region, then spins in place and dumps ridiculous amounts of snow for the DC Region for days and days from a Brobdingnagian sized TROWAL, making DC resemble Erie, PA in a major Lake Effect Snow scenario, for about 7 days. (Let's see George BM do better than THAT outcome in one of his weather yarns!) RIDDLE me this Batman: How on earth can Texas get so freezing COLD and Mammoth gets NO SNOW? I crave my next snow fix on mammoth mountain!

How many traces does it take to get a trash can topper?

If you guys can just get some moisture up in there with that Alaskan cold......... I'd love to see the Mid Atlantic cash in.

WOW you guys in Dale City are COLD!!! I am getting my daily weather readings right now, and Dale City is a frigid 29 degrees with an 11-degree dewpoint! Man, that's downright Magadan, Russia COLD! That's WAAAAAAAAY too cold for me down here in TX! Just saw Charles Town, West Virginia, in your region is running ~24/13, damn that's cold as crap! They are definitely gonna see some wintry with that next system. Just saw MGM National Harbor in MD, running 24 degrees with an 11 degree dewpoint, not counting those northerly breezes! Boy that would be a good time for a hearty jebwalk on that deck at National Harbor Casino!

You'd be warmer than south Texas.

This entire winter will average ~ +4 right into June 2025.

YOU ARE THE REAPER! You need to Don that Garment of Death! You need to rule the Eastern Realms with extreme prejudice!!! This is going to be a very mild winter nationwide! They are going to get 12 feet of RAIN at Mammoth in Feb 2025 and I will require a Reaping! This entire sub will need massive amounts of Reaping! Get your azz out of Retirement and get back on the Job!

More variability with more opportunities to max out on snow potential. Hey you guys may have some snow showers Thursday morning!

How do you walk around in 4 feet of lake effect snow?

CONGRATS on all your snow!

George BM, don't make me have to do a write up about The Day After Tomorrow in DC........ That, was weak sauce. You can do better, GBM. Let's have it, a blockbuster KU Blizzard that cripples the entire east coast megalopolis for weeks with meters of snow and frigid, Magadan Russia-like values.

GBM I wanna see you write about a gigantic snowstorm hitting DCA for Dec 1 please!

Its going to stay cold for a few weeks in the Mid Atlantic, and there are going to be many chances to maximize snow potential. Tell Bob Chill to get all those brobdingnagian Faces ready! He's gonna need them!

I am canceling it in New York in November as well. This damned snow band is dead on arrival.

Visibilities are a-Goin' DOWN, in Watertown! Right NOW!!!! That Band is gettin' DOWN! It took two whole frackin' DAYS, but it's arrived and its here in Watertown to STAY! Snow is really piling up!!!! Those lights, are gonna stay ON all NIGHT! Boy am I gettin' my SNOW FIX!!! I am addicted! I have never been quite the same after the SNOWBLITZ at Mammoth Mountain Ski Resort after they got BLASTED by 44 inches of snow, driven by 85 mph winds, RIGHT PAST THE STREETLIGHTS! IT'S GOIN' DOWN!!!! Okay folks, this is embarrassing. The band is dead. All that enthusiasm for nothing. This place will be fortunate to see 6 inches of snow. Damn my hopes were so high! I will just have to wait until January when the pattern changes, to see snow in Mammoth again. The East will be arctic for 4 more weeks. Damn that snow band! It's SOUTH of Watertown again. FOOK!

Watertown vid, pretty heavy snow, looks to be about 14-18 inches on the ground. Don't know if they will get 60, but maybe 36.

Okay folks, Watertown is back in The Band!

Then the west will dry out and the Mid Atlantic will turn very cold and become very active with numerous opportunities to maximize snow potential. Sorry, Palisades and Mammoth. It's the Mid Atlantic's turn this winter. Reminds me of 2013-14 hmmmmm.........

Fucking NFL.

Watertown is only getting occasional snow showers. They are already DOWN about 7-10 inches according to the forecast. This is probably all about SOUTH of the projected track. I'll watch the chasers, those guys are like bloodhounds, they always find the heavy torrential LES and go after it like Smeagle going after My Precious in Lord of the Rings!

K guys you KNOW The Jebman's gonna hook you up! Watertown is NOT it. Too damn far NORTH. You want a snow fix, I will set you all up. I am SO SPOILED from Mammoth, its not even funny right now.