Jebman

Don't look now, but............................... Winter Storm Warning URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service Reno NV 308 PM PST Thu Jan 12 2023 CAZ072-NVZ002-132315- /O.UPG.KREV.WS.A.0004.230114T1200Z-230118T0000Z/ /O.NEW.KREV.WS.W.0003.230114T1200Z-230117T1800Z/ Greater Lake Tahoe Area- Including the cities of South Lake Tahoe, Truckee, Stateline, and Incline Village 308 PM PST Thu Jan 12 2023 ...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 4 AM SATURDAY TO 10 AM PST TUESDAY... * CHANGES...Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Winter Storm Warning. * WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations through Tuesday of 1-2 feet for the Tahoe Basin, except 3 to 5 feet above 7000 feet. Winds gusting as high as 100 mph. * WHERE...Greater Lake Tahoe Area. * WHEN...From 4 AM Saturday to 10 AM PST Tuesday. * IMPACTS...Travel could be very difficult to impossible. The hazardous conditions could impact the morning or evening commute. Strong winds could cause extensive tree damage. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Multiple storms will move through this weekend and early next week. While snow will begin on Friday afternoon, the heaviest snowfall rates and wider spread impacts are expected on Saturday and Monday with a brief lull in intensity on Sunday. Snow levels for Friday 5500-6000 feet, then falling to valley floors Saturday night. Travel will become hazardous, especially for Saturday and Monday. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Avoid travel if possible, you could be stuck in your vehicle for many hours. If you must travel, prepare for long delays and carry an emergency kit with extra food, water and clothing. If you stay home, have a backup plan in case of power outages. The latest road conditions can be obtained by calling 5 1 1. && $$ And this folks, is on top of the nine FEET of fresh pow, that they have already gotten just in the New Year alone! They're getting Janu-Buried, or they are about to be!

Check out the 8200' webcam tonight! I have lost track of how many days in a row they have been getting blasted by snow, but another atmospheric river is gonna dump about four MORE feet of pow on them over the MLK weekend. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams There is already yet ANOTHER storm behind that, too. I need to go up there and help them dig out, with one of my patented Jebman Shovels. YOU HAVE GOT TO CHECK OUT THIS BLOG!!!!!! Jan 10th: Ripping and Riding an Atmospheric River https://blog.palisadestahoe.com/conditions/jan-10th-ripping-and-riding-an-atmospheric-river/ With 8.5 FEET of new snow so far this month they are absolutely getting JanuBuried !!!!!! Yeah. I am definitely getting my SNOW FIX......... And then some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You want snow? GO WEST, Young Man! Palisades Tahoe is getting blasted by banshee wind gusts laden with tons of snow! Some places up there have had at least 6 feet of new snow just in the past 7 days! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams You gotta see that Palisades Scope 8200' Cam!! Its been getting blasted for days!

Just absolutely massive amounts of wind-driven snow are piling up on those mountains! Ski resorts are doing beyond fantastic!!!!!

I want to go dig that snow so bad, and to wallow in those deep drifts at 3am.

You're gonna need a bigger shovel.

Wow Jan 6, 7, 8 1996. Oh the Memories! All the EPIC, EPIC jebwalks! I was so young back then! I was digging snow for a while! I was so damned excited, I didnt sleep for three days straight! That, was THE STORM OF A LIFETIME !!!!!!

Take a good gander at this blog from Tahoe...... https://blog.palisadestahoe.com/conditions/jan-5th-untracked-runs-all-morning-at-palisades/ You could get lost in all that fresh POW! I could get lost for decades, digging up all that snow, and a hell of a LOT MORE ON THE WAY UP THERE! Tahoe is getting so damned much snow, they are beginning to make the southern new england region look like the mid atlantic region lmao! Imagine if you can.......... at least FOUR Atmospheric Rivers, aimed straight at the mountains, ALL FRACKIN' SNOW up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What on earth would a couple feet of rain look like as all pow? And driven by 100 mph wind gusts? Or maybe three or four feet of rain totaled up from four raging atmospheric rivers, as fluffy snow? It would make the Day After Tomorrow look like the 1930s Dust Bowl!

Take a gander at these Palisades Tahoe Cams. These folks are gonna get Day After Tomorrow'd really, really bad over the next 2 weeks. Its going to snow possibly as much as 5-10 feet in the upper mountain slopes over there. Those amounts may turn out to be conservative. Gonna be an epic time jebwalkin' that place! Refreshing 100 mph gusts too, Buffalo, NY style! They have had SO DAMN MUCH SNOW, that they have had to dig the chairlifts out of the snow! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams

What you guys need is a California style pineapple bomb cyclone with the axis of torrential biblical 15 inch an hour snows squarely over SNE. For days. And days.

Ski resorts will be jumping for joy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come to Austin, TX. You'll get your wish. In Spades.

This jebwalk, is beyond epic!

I love snow, but all the people that blizzard killed, that is just horrible. That poor 22 yr old lady trapped in her car by the high winds and numbing cold and snow. Who knows how long she was forced to wait, only to slowly freeze to death in her car? Buffalo in this particular instance, this particular 1977-like blizzard, is no place for an old man like myself. I have changed a LOT in the past 4 years. My right knee got badly injured while I have been living here in south TX. I am not so good at walking anymore. I'm not young either.

I will help you dig out. I will demonstrate Jebman Standards throughout Buffalo.

THAT, was one epic jebwalk! RIGHT INTO A DEATHBAND !!!!!!

Looks like a snow job to me, lol

Buffalo is in BAD, BAD shape. Winds are piling up ridiculous drifts and people are stranded and have been stranded all day. Even MORE lake effect snow is on the way. Merry Christmas to everyone tonight and everyone stay nice and safe. I am very glad I am in south central TX with highs in the low 50s for Christmas. Reed Timmer is an outright hero, helping people out like he is doing.

Reed Timmer has a vid about this latest LES event in Buffalo. Its absolutely crazy! Vis is damn near nonexistent. Winds have been gusting into the seventies in the presence of heavy snow and mid to upper positive single digit temperature conditions. Last night here in south central Texas, we had no snow but it was super cold (at least for us) 12 degrees with northerly wind gusts to 50mph at times. I was delivering for uber eats and it was cold as fook! Wind chills were severe, for us south Texans, down to minus ten. I am not used to this kind of weather anymore! I have now lost all my plants and will start from scratch come spring down here. Its getting so you CAN'T grow citrus here in Texas any more. Climate change is severe and it is changing very very fast, so fast I dont think we can keep up. You guys up in west New York are getting devastated yet again! Note this is not happening one a decade, or once in a generation anymore. It is happening to you once a MONTH! Maybe I'm wrong, but it appears the weather is out of control. Has anyone checked the oceanic currents in the Atlantic lately? Maybe it is slowing down a hell of a lot more than anyone imagined!

Ginxy - I hope you all very soon get a whole lot of snow, good, deep pow with winds to blow it all around up there. Stay safe too. You live in snow country. You'll see big snows soon, it is inevitable.

That's a big storm. Its gonna freeze up south central Texas something horrible, with that north flow on the backside. It is getting to the point, that we CAN'T grow citrus down here any more. This will be the THIRD year in a row that my citrus trees will DIE. Gonna lose all my herbs yet again. I get to start from scratch in 2023. Pipes will burst. There will be no water for days, and I'll be carrying water like an indentured servant in the original Colonies yet again. Not really sure what is going on with all these crazy Brobdingnagian storms. This is not anything like living in Washington, DC. Texas is NEVER ready for unusual winter weather, that is fast becoming expected every year and we STILL arent ready. Its politics as usual, with the small poor people like myself paying the price and suffering horribly. Every time it freezes down here, I have an extremely hard time. Just like back in Feb 2021.

I wish I could find my old epic opus about the Infamous 2004 Ice Jebwalk. Those, were the days...........

That, was definitely Top 3. It was unbelievable. I was digging deep powder snow for days, and happily walking in it as well, and doing some rather silly wallowing in drifts at night when I didnt think anyone could see me. I was also engaging in walking in other peoples' snow late at night. It's truly fun and utterly satisfying, to in effect steal other peoples' drifts by selfishly wallowing in other peoples' deep drifts at 330am because I get so damned obsessed with wallowing in deep drifted snow. Its very fun, when it's STOLEN snow, that I selfishly wallowed in under cover of darkness and under cover of it being in the middle of the night, when people are sleeping the sleep of the just, while I get my fill of their drifts. Then they wake up the next morning wondering, Who was the selfish bastard who desecrated my drifts? Yeah. It was The Jebman. Guilty as charged. I did that a LOT in the Great Blizzard of 2016, GB 16.

That's GB 16. I was livin' in Woodbridge VA then, and I got 27 inches of white paradise right in my backyard. Spent four days of pure BLISS diggin' all that snow! Then my neighbors came up saying they wanted me to shovel their walks, using Jebman Standards lol. Jebman Standards involve digging 8 feet around all cars on the property, removing all the snow from the full width of the sidewalks and driveways, and piling it up as high as possible.

Well Reaper, if you do try to retire, you guys will get lots of rain wrapped cutters all winter. You'll enjoy slop fests with 3:1 cement all winter. Ironically, some of those cutters will incidentally give us snow while giving you torrential wind whipped rain and sleet. Looks whats happening to you guys now. Who's to say I DON'T have ties to the weather-controlling Chinese? The Chinese and to a lesser extent the Russians, have weather control or manipulation technology. I really love that stuff, with all my heart. You could control the whole world with that kind of power! Save yourslef a LOT of pain and angst right now. Come back as the meanest, evillest Reaper the world has ever known, and get to enjoy a nice winter. Or else. Because I yearn, to be Reaped by the best of them. When you come back as a very demonic Reaper, I will pretend to be out on the Ledge getting ready to Jump, because of an unbearably mild winter all over North America, Jay Peak included, then you can Reap me, the Jebman. I never ever got to find out what it is, to be truly Reaped.