Jebman

I hope you guys get absolutely DEMOLISHED by snow, wind and brutal Vodka cold!

Didn't know you spoke French WxUSAF

THERE AINT GONNABE NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN FOR WEEKS ON EFFIN' END! Definitely everyone keep on tracking. Jan 7, 8, 9, possibly right thru the 17th. Very cold, numerous snow opportunities for the Mid Atlantic are imminent. Just trust me on this. When I tell you 12 inches in DC could be likely, it is NO stretch at all. This is a BROBDINGNAGIAN type winter pattern incoming folks. At least two weeks of serious cold, likely even longer. Deep winter is on its way, Washington DC. MillvilleWx has been tellin ya. You are going to be perusing models for at least three weeks. Stock up!!! IPA's, Stouts, truckloads of beer, food, anything you need to keep right on tracking, because its gonnabe your life! Get strong snow shovels and multiple blowers because many snow removal machines WILL blow many gaskets! People will be FIGHTING bloody for food and over parking spaces, IF they can even get out of their driveways! This could be Snowzilla, iteration 4.0. THIS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE VERY, VERY BAD ACROSS Georgia on up into North Maine! In my neck o' the woods, I could even see some snow and sleet for a time. Very very cold for us too. We are gonna lose plants and have no water at all as all water lines down here will freeze solid for days. I have miniature donkeys on 6 acres and they may well be at risk. After three days without water, I will perish. Been damn nice knowin' ya! No one ever said life was ever gonnabe fair! You want a fair life? Good luck. This is going to be serious serious shyte. You have all been jonesing for it, and you are gonna get it. In Spades. Western North Carolina is going to get UGLY, UGLY bad, real bad. People living in tents + this pattern = Utter Catastrophe for all time. 85 percent, easy.

Palisades' Far East Cam shows considerable snowfall!!!! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

Brand spanking new futility marker.

I wub this stuff so much, just pure unadulterated worship of the sweet jargon. Always have, always will. Mets need to talk extremely dirty much more this winter! EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BLAST THIS AT 900 DECIBELS FOR THE FULL EFFECT!

FIXED.

This is what I mean when I say you all are way the hell overdue. If that evolution stayed all snow in DC, the outcome would be unspeakably glorious for snow enthusiasts.

Next Wed, Jan 8, storm takes shape in the South while very frigid air moves on SE bound. There is even possibility of steady rains in Buda changing to steady frzra then to sleet and even a period of snow of all things. The entire movable feast heads east then up the coast bringing steady snow to the DC Metropolitan Region. Considerable accumulation and drifting of the snow is expected over much of the Mid Atlantic. We may be talking a foot or more of the pow over the metro region of DC and greater vicinity. It's going to get quite cold as optimum jebwalk conditions develop over communities located in much of Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Delaware possibly including North Carolina (this is not very good news for communities located in western North Carolina, though) and even South Carolina. SNE may get involved and with that, the skiing resorts there may get a good deal of the white stuff in the first week of the New Year. Think this is just one of my fantasies? You better get tracking! Stock up on beer, food, shovels and blowers stat! There's gonna be NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN! Everyone is gonna be up tracking all the models, folks! This may be IT!

The Redskins.

This is far better than a 6 foot blizzard at Mammoth.

wow this is fun watching. Can the Commanders win tonight. Now we are in ot. To hell with mammoth

I will NEVER, EVER get to see the Commanders ever reaching super bowl status again. Not in this life. Only in my dreams.

My poor, poor redskins. I hope they can attain the SuperBowl while I am still alive.

Wow man it is BLIZZARDING at Mammoth right now! Pretty heavy snows but that WIND is just BLASTING snow all over! Now THOSE ARE OPTIMUM JEBWALKING CONDITIONS! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Wind calmed down some but for a minute there it was like the May 1996 Mt Everest Emergency when ppl were buffeted by 120mph winds at 20 below zero at 24000 feet in the dark. I wish I could have tried to jebwalk Everest back 30 years ago when I was optimum lol. CHECK OUT https://www.mtbachelor.com/ Wow those folks have had FIVE FEET of pow THIS WEEK! They have seen 212 inches of white gold already this season!

Kirkwood's Cornice Cam is getting snow pretty good! https://www.kirkwood.com/the-mountain/mountain-conditions/mountain-cams.aspx

Better shut this down. We wont be needin a panic room thru late Feb in the Mid Atlantic. EPIC, EPIC pattern unfolding!

I am so happy for the entire Mid Atlantic! Things are looking up

Sean at the Bachelor snow stake, was literally ass deep in snowpack, had to dig the stake out of nineteen inches of fresh snow with this huge shovel lol. It took some doing! They get SO MUCH SNOW its way beyond a snow enthusiast's perfect snowgasm.

I promise. DC is gonna get so much snow, you are gonnabe sick and tired of digging it. You folks are gonna get Dayed After Tomorrow to death and back.

Bachelor is STILL under total snow assault! NINETEEN INCHES in the past 23 hours and POURING fresh snow! That's KNEE-HIGH!!!!! Palisades and Mammoth are also getting in on some action. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

See you after the storm after the storm after the storm, see you Jan. 15 FIXED.

Plenty snow in Montana.

This looks good. Setup for decent cold, storming. Snow maybe even on top of snow sticking around. Plenty of time to enjoy a good stout and take in an epic jebwalk and shovel pow all day, only to have that wind re drift it then the PLOW seals you in nice and snug with an eleven foot snow berm.

Neg nao is gonna freeze the DC region for 3 weeks. Western ski forecasters are already talking about this, say the trough will be stuck in the east for 2 to 3 weeks. Ridge in control in the west.