Jebman

I am holding out for a March 1993 Redux.

Walking outside, in that WIND and low 20s nonsense, feels a lot as if you could somehow walk in solid 21 degree ice, breathe it, walk in it, and it blows past you like air. It is THAT frackin utterly COLD! I am so accustomed to spending 7-10 months working outside in delightful 77 dewpoints and 97 degree ambient temps. I can sleep for hours in the shade in that stuff. But this freezing cold ridiculous stuff is a living freezing hell. Nevermore have I so wished for a time machine, to take me to August 10 this year. It would be like coming Home, to Heaven in every way. 104 degrees, brilliant sun, all the grass is dead, lots of Texas dust, and a soothing 75 dewpoint. And nice 15 mph south winds straight off the Gulf of America! And weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of summer weather yet to go! It can hit 95 degrees for Christmas down here! All we need is a subtropical ridge, from 1000mb clear to 1mb. Something like that could become semipermanent and never move for many months!

Turn it wayyyyy up. It's at 1:30.

Forecast high today is 39. It's STUCK at 26 degrees. With 30 mph northerly winds. Tonight, down to 14 with 30 mph north winds. Good bye to all our plants. Last night, forecast low, 26. It plummeted to 19 with 45 mph gusts. It was cold as northern Alaska. At least to us way down here in south Texas. This, is a badass arctic front. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

How did you guys know? I posted about hating cold in Buda thinking everyone would think I was down in Buda! ELO is one of my FAVORITE bands associated with rapidly accumulating Lake Effect Snows! Like this track! I BLASTED THIS in the 2003 Presidents Day Blizzard while I was at Massanutten jebwalking around while carrying my snow shovel there! You'll want to blast it at at least 130 decibels!

This arctic front means business! It is getting cold and windy and we will lose all the plants that managed to survive all the other arctic outbreaks! I am sick and tired of winter in south Texas! I crave 87/74 with sun and 2 mph south winds. Temp fell from 61/60, to 40/39 in seconds and those north winds are already gusting to 33! We got no mountains to protect us down here! Yellowknife is coming down here at orbital velocities! Its so damn cold I don't even want to go outside. I am definitely not the young man I once was! I need my 80s/70 weather just to get started in the morning. Sometimes, I wish I lived in the deep amazon. I don't think they have ever seen a front in several million years. Just beautiful deep green jungle and warm humid weather every day.

Hopefully there will be one more good snow you guys track then enjoy.

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would move to Mammoth and worship snow. I would relax in a lawn chair in the middle of the Woolly Lot during a 9 foot AR and blast 1970s tracks that remind me of snow jebwalks. I'd be the ski resort mascot lmao, always chilling in the 6 inch an hour rates amid strong refreshing Sierra breezes. Them models almost NEVER fail.

Probably shoot straight to 90 degrees with 72 dews and scorching sun in Texas in early March. Winter has sure been freezing COLD! Lawn is primed, we have had 7 inches of rain already this year and some of the grass is already 14 inches tall. Mower is shot and I am super POOR and fresh out of money. Might have to pull it by hand lmao. Been wishing for warmth. I'm gonna get my wish.

Don't forget the rich butter. And the popcorn salt.

As far as I know Dale City scored 10.5 inches in Jan and a 2 incher then 10 more inches in Feb. This is how we made it this season to 22.5. We are well over climo.

They are starting threads to bring the Feb 20 storm back. It will come back soon. We got four days.

3 inches is fine. Just pads the 'ole stats

WXRisk has Dale City in 7 inches of snow. I'd take that. 29 inches on the season FTW!

The storm is coming back. The new thread did it!