Not really a joke, but during Hurricane Ian (just prior to moving from FL) had to get up twice and get the family to the laundry room as we had tornado warned cells which were close to our house; not as fun as you would think.
Heard local news parroting last night about the extreme heat in CT and I was like Wut?? I know it sells but where was the extreme heat? Yesterday was a run of the mill New England summer day, nothing extreme about it.