No thanks. lol
I'm among the many in the sub who haven't even had a mulch topper this season. Once the late-December looks ended up without "on-the-ground success," I kind of bagged it by lowering my expectations almost completely. I usually don't go that route, but I just wanted to protect myself from further disappointment because for some reason that December fail really got to me.
But failing isn't really getting me down at this point. We're almost into February, which is when I start putting my thoughts into all the good stuff happening in the spring and summer (gardening, fishing, maybe some golf, swim team, etc.). And then once we actually get there, the crap winter is just a memory.
ETA: Figured this was better in banter than crapping up everyone's glory in the other thread.