The reality of the matter is, it will be triple digit heat at midnight and all that will just dissipate into a few gusty thundershowers by the time it reaches 95.
2012 was a fluke for sure.
If you really want to see BIG storms and not move, the best best is move the mountains.
Imagine if the Appalachians weren't there at all and it was flat from the coast all the way to the Rockies. Now I think we'd see some weather, right?
Thing is with severe, even with decent lines, it's never a perfect line where everyone gets nailed. The 2012 Derecho was like that here. Lots of lightning but the real activity was to our south. And not far away either.
Our best (lightning) seems from cells that just happen to score a hit right overhead. Otherwise it seems to just fizzle out before reaching us. Maybe it's that Columbia Gas pipeline!