North and West

I like that people seeing two completely opposite things from the same map. (Editor’s note: I don’t know what those maps mean other than pretty colors. I was told there would be no math.) .

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I’m definitely of the opinion of life’s too short to live like that (being in your own home at 36°). I get it - things are expensive and inflation has been absolutely abysmal (check my grocery bill) - but to live like that? Geez. .

This guy. 36° in his house. [emoji849] .

Have we mentioned sun angle yet .

https://www.wsj.com/articles/heat-temperature-heating-thermostat-new-england-11669650535 Please don’t do this. I don’t put my heat up over 65°, but it’s far more costly to deal with broken appliances and burst pipes in your house. .

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Me opening up this app at the office and seeing 50+ new posts that I can read instead of working .

Sounds like a December 1 Cancel Winter Classic to me. .

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LOCK IT IN .

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This seems like an idea that will have wildly invariable and not-at-all-thought-out consequences. This is how snowpiercer happened. .

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Part of that is entertainment for me. I like the following things here (outside of actual weather and knowledge I discover) for amusement during a chilly and dark time of year: • Cancelling Winter as early as possible. This year was before Halloween; in 2023, I demand Labor Day. I’m anticipating cancelling the following winter during the current winter by 2029. • Insults for the sake of insults. It’s like a toxic work environment, but we don’t get paid to put up with it. • Perfect memes and gifs. (Obviously pronounced like the peanut butter Jif) .

The grammar and spacing is always hard to get through on these forecasts. .

I make my wife crudités for her lunches everyday, and had just thrown out some expired single hummus packs and old baby carrots and zucchini. There were paw marks in the hummus. .