Blog post:
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out my door and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you it was ten stories wide if it was a foot. As if sensing my presence, it let out a great bellow like a freight train. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched it struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its circulation. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great storm. Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of it - face to face with the funnel cloud. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. A hotel roof.