TriPol

It's so quiet meteorologically right now in so many areas. Only interesting action going is waterspouts on the Great Lakes!

Had to look at the calendar today. Is it August or October? Odd

270 hr GFS take a 983 messofacane into Long Island. We shall see.

Man, may the day where you don’t get psyched but a huge thunderstorm maturing over you dumping loads of rain with frequent thunder and lightning never excite you never arrive.

Top 10 thunderstorms ever! This was BEAUTIFUL. Sad there were no 'nados.

Im by the WTC - can't see 10 feet. FREQUENT lightning. Pouring rain. The subways are going to be gone. This is INSANE.

This is an INSANE storm!!!

Yeah, I think we should begin evacuations now. Ecacuate where? Who cares?! Just evaciate!

You see this?! SE Area of Interest! Ten percent in two days, twenty percent in five! What is this, a weather forecast or a scratch-off ticket?! Ten percent?! That’s not a forecast, that’s a suggestion! You can’t get me worked up over something with worse odds than me getting a date on a Saturday night! And twenty percent in five days?! What am I supposed to do with that information? Stock up on bottled water, but only drink a fifth of it? Keep one galosh by the door, just in case? These meteorologists….. they put out these ‘Areas of Interest’ so we’ll all go, ‘Oooh, something’s coming!’ Meanwhile it’s a little puff of cloud in the middle of nowhere. I’m getting anxiety over a moist spot on the radar! And you know what’s gonna happen? Day six—poof! Gone! Back to tracking tropical waves in Chad! CHAD! The only waves in Chad should be in a swimming pool!”

I was traumatized so much this winter with the GFS’s multi biblical blizzards only to be let down. Like an abusive lover, the GFS promised to never do it again if I took it back. And now look what’s happening. I gotta find a new hobby. I hear BASE jumping is fun….

Dude. The GFS showed us 40 inch blizzards all winter and now its showing us massive hurricanes hitting everywhere all at once. Someone has to be messing with it. I trust the JMA more than the 384 hour GFS.

You know what? It’s 2025. Let’s do this. Let’s push FEMA and the NWS to their breaking points and see how that goes.

Thank you Barry! Not all heroes wear capes.

GFS handing out hurricanes to every major city on the East Coast and Gulf today like Oprah! You get a hurricane! You get a hurricane! You get a tropical storm!

Sure, why not?